📖 story time: a true tale with Haley 🏋♀️ today at the gym, ..
🕑 Added 2024-10-23 06:47:25 +0000 UTC
📖 story time: a true tale with Haley 🏋♀️ today at the gym, I had a... misadventure! I prefer to work out when theres fewer people in the gym because i feel less self conscious, so i usually go very late at night. today i decided to go earlier than usual. to my dismay, the gym was busy, and busy in a hot men kind of way. I was trying to get to the weight rack and had to squeeze between a group of gym bros. as I navigated through, I tripped over one of their invisible (clear) water bottles and let out this loud, involuntary, ungodly squeak—like a running shoe on waxed flooring! thankfully I didn't fall. it was bad enough that I tripped, bad enough that I squawked, but I caught myself.trying to play it cool, I attempted to gather my pride to say “excuse me, sorry!” as i chased after the now rolling water bottle to pick it up and return it to its owner. sadly, those words did not come out of my mouth. I was placing the bottle back with what mustve been a crazed look and a beat red face, and i proclaimed "sorry, ME EXCUSED."🥴🥴🥴I think I need to find a new gym—this one will forever be tarnished. 🤪 anyone wanna train me? 😉💪Enjoy my little post gym strip session 😘
