Hey stinkie simp. Have you brushed ur teeth today??? No? Go ..
🕑 Added 2021-04-26 13:33:58 +0000 UTC
Hey stinkie simp. Have you brushed ur teeth today??? No? Go do it! Yes? Do it again!!!
oh you forgot how to brush your teeth? Totally understandable. I would forget too if I wouldn’t happen to be a teeth brushing expert.
But because i love you ill tell you how to brush ur teeth again in this toothbrush tutorial.
disclaimer: all teethbrushing in this educational toothbrush video has been slightly dramatized and enlarged. This is all so my tits shake better. Please understand that this video is not factual and that i am not actually an expert in dental health. For more teeth and tooth information call your dentist. I also did not set a two minute timer which might have influenced my toothbrush performance. I blame the fact that there’s a camera. I also don’t know if you actually smell, you must judge for yourself. I also do not support showering every day unless your skin type requires so. Mine doesn’t, because I have eczema. If you do not have any teeth please do not feel offended. I support you too. If you have an abnormal amount of teeth please know that I do not find you abnormal at all. If you fear the dentist, idk what to tell you, i fear my dentist too. If you havent been to the dentist in a while because its expensive, then please allow me to be your new dentist. If you have not changed your toothbrush or toothbrush attachment piece in the last two months please go change it. If you have a pink toothbrush please marry me. If you have a purple or blue toothbrush you’re invited to said wedding. If you made it this far into reading this rant please consider reading Kafka or Camus too. Ive been reading them and enjoying them. If you are still reading please consider to
