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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house e..
🕑 Added 2021-12-24 14:02:11 +0000 UTC Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass. When all of a sudden I heard such a clatter, I sprung from my place to see what was the matter. When out on the lawn I saw a big dick, I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick. He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell, I knew in a moment the fucker had fell. He filled all of our stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a bitch tore the chimney apart. He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight, "pizz on you all and have a hell of a night." :)
