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What do a good woman and a good bar have in common? Liquor i..
What do a good woman and a good bar have in common? Liquor in the front and poker in the back.
You prefer at Bedtime? Please 👍 and comment this post and a ..
You prefer at Bedtime? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅
What’s the difference between me/you and a mosquito? A mosqu..
What’s the difference between me/you and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.
Looking for PPV video? Ask me in your message box
Looking for PPV video? Ask me in your message box
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hai..
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.
What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologi..
What’s the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him aroun..
A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
It is that time of night again! Please 👍 and comment this po..
It is that time of night again! Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving me..
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to jump you!
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to jump you!
What sort of mood am I in? Please 👍 and comment this post an..
What sort of mood am I in? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅
I’m not a weather girl, but I am hoping for a few more inche..
I’m not a weather girl, but I am hoping for a few more inches tonight.
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mi..
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
My body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
My body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.
Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll n..
Let’s play carpenter! First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
What is best to turn you on? Please 👍 and comment this post ..
What is best to turn you on? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅
I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check? S..
What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check? Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
I am wearing this see through top because? Please 👍 and comm..
I am wearing this see through top because? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and ..
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it.
If you see me like this, what would you think?? Please 👍 and..
If you see me like this, what would you think?? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅
I’ve been having thoughts about you , have you had thoughts ..
I’ve been having thoughts about you , have you had thoughts about me ?
What do you call two jalapeños getting it on? Fucking hot!
What do you call two jalapeños getting it on? Fucking hot!
Why do walruses love a tupperware party? They’re always on t..
Why do walruses love a tupperware party? They’re always on the lookout for a tight seal.
You come home from work and see me what are you going to do ..
You come home from work and see me what are you going to do next? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅
What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After ..
What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck.
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking..
What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was..
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
I have to cool off because? Please 👍 and comment this post a..
I have to cool off because? Please 👍 and comment this post and a tip for your sexy Duen👅
