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Iβm sorry but borat is hilarious π
Iβm sorry but borat is hilarious π
Fucking chicken pox
Fucking chicken pox
So this was a clear winner in your eyes? Would you keep it o..
So this was a clear winner in your eyes? Would you keep it on, or take it off when we fuck? X
Can I just say, I have chicken pox at 28 ππππππππ what the β¦..
Can I just say, I have chicken pox at 28 ππππππππ what the β¦.
Want to hear a funny storyβ¦
Want to hear a funny storyβ¦
π¦I love cum π¦
π¦I love cum π¦
Remember the Christmas tree you lot bought me π
Remember the Christmas tree you lot bought me π
βRemember 2x paracetamol and a big wank always fixes most ai..
βRemember 2x paracetamol and a big wank always fixes most ailmentsβ One of your recommendations for me - anyone else any scientifically backed advice like the above for me? Xπβ€οΈπ€
'So my point is yes, I am considerate towards you and plenty..
'So my point is yes, I am considerate towards you and plenty of other people. But thatβs because youβve went out of your way over these past few years to help me. You invested in me, your time, energy, encouragement and advice. Itβll never be forgotten. You helped save my life." **not crying in any shape or form. The thing is, I do give shit about you - more than you know - You lot are more than just 'subscribers' or 'piggy banks' - You're my people, and I care.
The urge not to itch is real⦠literally counting down the ho..
The urge not to itch is realβ¦ literally counting down the hours before I get my meds π₯²
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This boy. He makes everything better.
This boy. He makes everything better.
I think I got chicken pox⦠great Obviously all work is canc..
I think I got chicken poxβ¦ great Obviously all work is cancelled I feel so sick π€
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Who thinks I should argue with sse over their shite βbill es..
Who thinks I should argue with sse over their shite βbill estimateβ
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Orrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Orrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Laying here like a busted sofa. Ugh.
Laying here like a busted sofa. Ugh.
Anyone had a swelling on the back of their neck, and has fel..
Anyone had a swelling on the back of their neck, and has felt like utter shit? Waiting on a Bupa appointment- but, anyone had similar? I feel so rough and ill.
Would you date a horsey girl? ππ
Would you date a horsey girl? ππ
You find me like this, what do you do?
You find me like this, what do you do?
Room. For. Improvement. If I can train, so can you.
Room. For. Improvement. If I can train, so can you.
Required! Taking time out from life is so important guys, l..
Required! Taking time out from life is so important guys, looking genuinely after yourselves is important! Life is so incredibly busyβ¦ July - I swear, it was an eye blink to me. Anyone else agree? An eye blinkβ¦ What did you achieve? I feel less guilt now for taking time out, off socials - off the real life work - I realise 2.5 years in, that my life and my own needs are more important than money, or my ability to generate it. The exact same principal should apply to you. Donβt become the wage slave, we werenβt born to work. We wh...
Figured out why I was in such a bad mood, Iβm on my period a..
Figured out why I was in such a bad mood, Iβm on my period again! This implant is seerrrrriously messing with my body π
Good morning handsome!
Good morning handsome!
In bed. Irritated π Two hours of laser is not for the faint..
In bed. Irritated π Two hours of laser is not for the faint hearted.
That moment I knew, I had fucked up in monumental fashion⦠l..
That moment I knew, I had fucked up in monumental fashionβ¦ like this is at bedtime, only just had to wash the duvetβ¦ itβs cover, mattress protect and sheeeeeeeeet fml Date a squirter they said, be fun they said. Aye.
Good morning π Happy Friday
Good morning π Happy Friday
You like my new dress
You like my new dress












