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If the Birth of Venus took place in my yarn stash 🧶 It’s a..
If the Birth of Venus took place in my yarn stash 🧶 It’s a silly imitation of the real painting, which was painted in the late 1400s by an Italian painter who was commissioned by a member of the Medici family. With this piece of art being one of the most recognizable and studied pieces from art history there’s a lot I could cover: from the Medici family, to why Venus is depicted as emerging from the sea as a full-grown woman, to how its history eluded historians until the 1970s. Instead I’ll leave you with the most on-brand fact ab...
Sunday Funday! I’ve amassed quite a collection of toys over ..
Sunday Funday! I’ve amassed quite a collection of toys over here!
A little casual Saturday evening hanging out at home kind of..
A little casual Saturday evening hanging out at home kind of look 🤓 I needed something a little more lighthearted after watching The Terror series. If you haven't seen it, it’s great!
So, if you’re new here, I’m a huge space nerd, and I have so..
So, if you’re new here, I’m a huge space nerd, and I have some space news for todays lesson: The beleaguered Boeing Starliner landed back on Earth a few nights ago without its crew. The two astronauts that Starliner taxi’d to the ISS will remain stuck aboard the space station until 2025 when SpaceX can come pick them up, turning their 8-day original mission into 8+ months. They’re doing neat data collection and space science experiments and (no joke, NASA said this)…chores. Starliner had not 1 (or 2, or 3, or 4…) but 5 different ...
I never thought I’d get paid to match my lingerie to my butt..
I never thought I’d get paid to match my lingerie to my butt plug but here we are 🥰💜🦄 It’s been a minute since I did a lesson on the history of anal toys! It’s a relatively short and somewhat ridiculous history which can be concisely shared as: some quack doctor sold anal dilators in the late 1800s as a cure-all for any ailment one might have. Was he bamboozling people, or did his customers understand with a wink what they were actually buying them for? A little of both. A few decades go by without much to note in the way of...
Welcome back! Here's one of my earliest, but most asked-for..
Welcome back! Here's one of my earliest, but most asked-for videos: trying a hand carved, 7”, Picasso jasper dildo modeled after what was used in antiquity! For those new here, I did an entire series on the history of sex toys, beginning with those used in antiquity including a stone dildo! The full 9+ minute video is in your inboxes for 3.99!
Happy Hump Day! Here's one of my earliest, but most asked-fo..
Happy Hump Day! Here's one of my earliest, but most asked-for videos: trying a hand carved, 7”, Picasso jasper dildo modeled after what was used in antiquity! For those new here, I did an entire series on the history of sex toys, beginning with those used in antiquity including a stone dildo! Stone, although an unforgiving material, was used for sex toys in antiquity. The better quality stone you had, the more likely you'd display it predominantly in your home to demonstrate that you were so wealthy that even your sex toys were ma...
A little Victorian velvet apron moment! I can’t tell if it’..
A little Victorian velvet apron moment! I can’t tell if it’s giving naughty maid, or Victorian steampunk, or just being bad in a dressing room but I’m here for it. The French maid eroticism came from 1800s France where the housemaid’s afternoon black-and-white getup. French maids tended to the lady of the house but cared for the lady in all aspects of the home, during travel and were expected to be well versed in fashions and cultural going-ons which drove the erotic narrative that a French maid is a woman who is knowledgeable in all ...
(To anyone worried that I would accidentally ruin my antique..
(To anyone worried that I would accidentally ruin my antique OddFellows ceremonial vest for this video, rest assured I took it off and am nude in this video 😉)
I’m wearing a 1930s silk Ceremonial chain-stitched vest from..
I’m wearing a 1930s silk Ceremonial chain-stitched vest from the order of the Oddfellows. At the risk of repeating myself (since I model a lot of Oddfellow pieces on here and talk about them), the Oddfellows are a fraternity who, have one of the tenants of their work to be to have fun. I definitely had fun in this thing. 🤭 Come back tonight for a video clip of me living by the OddFellows goals of having fun…with a new toy.
Lost cast member of the Weeki Wachee mermaids🧜🏻♀️ Weeki Wa..
Lost cast member of the Weeki Wachee mermaids🧜🏻♀️ Weeki Wachee, the famous Floridian theater featuring mermaids swimming underwater, was founded in 1947 after a former US Navy member, famed swimmer, swim instructor, and consultant for underwater breathing Newton Perry, created a new way to breathe underwater using a hose to breathe in O2 rather than an oxygen tank on one's back. The act took off and you can still see the mermaids swimming in the natural spring of Weeki Wachee today.
I finished my first granny square crochet blanket and wore m..
I finished my first granny square crochet blanket and wore my granny-age (1950s) nylons to go with it!
Welcome back 😈 Happy Friday night! I sent the full video to..
Welcome back 😈 Happy Friday night! I sent the full video to your inbox!
Happy Friday! As you might've seen in my mirror toy post l..
Happy Friday! As you might've seen in my mirror toy post last week, I got a super long tentacle dildo to try out so I can do my best to emulate a character from monster erotica 😱 Cum back tonight for a long clip and the full video sent in your inboxes for you to enjoy! 💦
Summer's nearly over 💚💋
Summer's nearly over 💚💋
The Magic Wand 🪄🌟
The Magic Wand 🪄🌟
Happy Hump day! 🌟💛 Cum back tonight for a 1+min clip on my ..
Happy Hump day! 🌟💛 Cum back tonight for a 1+min clip on my wall for you to enjoy of me pressing the Magic Wand up against my pussy!
I'm wearing a 1960s bowling team shirt from a league out of ..
I'm wearing a 1960s bowling team shirt from a league out of the French Quarter of New Orleans. Bowling rose to popularity in the 1960s with the advent of the automatic pin-setter! There were over 12,000 bowling lanes registered in the US in bowling's heyday - last year there was only 1/3 of that number still around! I'm terrible at bowling but there's just something about drinking cheap beer and listening to oldies and the sound of pins being knocked over while making a fool of myself that seems like 1960s-style good old-fashio...
🌟🦄 Riding A Big Unicorn Anal Dildo 🦄🌟 Watch me try out my f..
🌟🦄 Riding A Big Unicorn Anal Dildo 🦄🌟 Watch me try out my first big anal dildo toy! I use it to stretch my asshole from the front, behind, and a super up-close view. It slid in and out of me smoothly, stretching me out and making my pussy drip!
I got a bunch of new toys from you guys and I've been having..
I got a bunch of new toys from you guys and I've been having fun trying each one out! This anal unicorn horn dildo made for a fun little ride who a girl who's still getting comfortable with anal. It slid in and out of me surprisingly smoothly - come back tonight to see a preview posted to my wall and the full video to your inboxes! 🦄🍑
Cheers to warding off the Sunday Scaries. According to the N..
Cheers to warding off the Sunday Scaries. According to the National Institutes of Health, you can relieve them by: 1. Positive anticipation and 2. Finish the task These photos will help with both feelings of pleasant anticipation, and for you to finish. Godspeed 🤭💋
Saturday night vibes! I'm Netflix and chillin' tonight and ..
Saturday night vibes! I'm Netflix and chillin' tonight and making old lady hobbies look hot again. What are y'all watching?
Welcome back! You made it through the week 😊 Take a load off..
Welcome back! You made it through the week 😊 Take a load off with me! The full 9+ minute of me stroking and riding this bad boy is in your inboxes! 🥵🍆🍆🍆💦
Happy Friday! I got my first MASSIVE realistic dildo (I me..
Happy Friday! I got my first MASSIVE realistic dildo (I mean, it looks like a real cock but like, crazy big. Is that realistic??) and made a video stroking it with my hands, and then riding it! Cum back tonight for a clip of it here on my wall, and the full 9+ minute video in your inboxes. 🥵🍆🍆🍆
Feels like a good day to laze around in bed all day 💤
Feels like a good day to laze around in bed all day 💤
Happy Hump Day! Watch me ride a Peloton in all the ways 😈🚲 T..
Happy Hump Day! Watch me ride a Peloton in all the ways 😈🚲 The full video is in your inboxes for as cheap as OF allows! Enjoy 💋
Hump Day throwback! This was one of my favorite videos to sh..
Hump Day throwback! This was one of my favorite videos to shoot. It was a workout in every sense of the word 😅🥵 Cum back tonight for a clip on my wall, and a low priced PPV of this to your inboxes!
Just a casual look for work today 😇
Just a casual look for work today 😇
Enjoy watching me tease my clit with this toy until I'm drip..
Enjoy watching me tease my clit with this toy until I'm dripping wet. If you want to see me cum with it and watch my clit have orgasmic contractions go look in your inbox! 💋💦
Very mindful, very demure 😘 Enjoy a snap from me using my c..
Very mindful, very demure 😘 Enjoy a snap from me using my clit stimulator (which makes me so wet!) and cum back tonight for a nice long clip posted to the wall and the full video to your inboxes! ♥️💋
