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Livestream fails
Livestream fails
Pick your target. 😁❤️
Pick your target. 😁❤️
Happy Mother's Day!
Happy Mother's Day!
Now I'm sore but satisfied.
Now I'm sore but satisfied.
I've got a job, if you're "up" for it.
I've got a job, if you're "up" for it.
Don't be intimidated. I'm pretty sure you'll be fine.
Don't be intimidated. I'm pretty sure you'll be fine.
New hair, who dis?
New hair, who dis?
The moose is loose!
The moose is loose!
Shit. Does this count as thigh gap?
Shit. Does this count as thigh gap?
From streaming comfy to sleepy comfy. Hope you come for the ..
From streaming comfy to sleepy comfy. Hope you come for the ride. ❤️
I know. I'm a day late and a dollar short. But starwars and ..
I know. I'm a day late and a dollar short. But starwars and tits isn't anything to complain about.
You guys have heard the theory that Conan is the Emperor of ..
You guys have heard the theory that Conan is the Emperor of Mankind? Dude hasn't changed his hair style in all this time...
Lots of stretches tonight.
Lots of stretches tonight.
You figure that transporter beams work like a cellphone? Li..
You figure that transporter beams work like a cellphone? Like has anyone ever jerked off into one, typed the wrong number and started a war with the klingons accidentally?
Reminder - if you ever see me "available" here, that means I..
Reminder - if you ever see me "available" here, that means I'm online for sexting! Hit me up if you want me to get you off! (Usually Mon/Thurs)
Who wants to give me a backrub?
Who wants to give me a backrub?
Here I am wasting water when your tongue isn't doing anythin..
Here I am wasting water when your tongue isn't doing anything but hanging out of your mouth...
Now you know why Smeagol was so obsessed.
Now you know why Smeagol was so obsessed.
Point: the world today is complicated and awful. Many things..
Point: the world today is complicated and awful. Many things seem uncertain and the future can seem like dark clouds on the horizon. Counterpoint: BOOBS!
Where you gonna stick your face first?
Where you gonna stick your face first?
I had a great night. You all took care of me. 😘
I had a great night. You all took care of me. 😘
I'm gonna get my payment one way or another... (Also, don't..
I'm gonna get my payment one way or another... (Also, don't miss the live stream tonight @ 10 PM EST)
Does this outfit make me look Canadian? Would you lick syru..
Does this outfit make me look Canadian? Would you lick syrup off me?
Who's up for some steamy shower masturbation???
Who's up for some steamy shower masturbation???
*something clever about being naked on the internet*
*something clever about being naked on the internet*
Happy Friday! Let's go!
Happy Friday! Let's go!
You know what's a weird word? Boobs. Say it a lot.
You know what's a weird word? Boobs. Say it a lot.
You walk into a saloon in the 1800s. "What can I get you si..
You walk into a saloon in the 1800s. "What can I get you sir?"
I'd like to talk to you about our amazing spring sale on ski..
I'd like to talk to you about our amazing spring sale on skin cream. Can I come in for a minute for a demonstration?
The thing about boobs is they're just so squishy.
The thing about boobs is they're just so squishy.
