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I think my knees hurt from having them in the air so much th..
I think my knees hurt from having them in the air so much this weekend 🤷♀️👀
I was planning on filming customs today but my knee is too s..
I was planning on filming customs today but my knee is too sore to feel sexy and creative enough! Boohoo :-( I did manage to take some photos in my new latex though! Yay :-)
Well hey there (:
Well hey there (:
So you’ve noticed I disappeared since Thursday. I went out t..
So you’ve noticed I disappeared since Thursday. I went out to a cabaret and it just became more mental by the minute. I’m going to create a little video of what I’ve been up to because frankly it was fucking outrageous and I need you to see it. I’m quite good at filming myself when I go out and commit heinous acts so you’re in for a treat 😂👏🏻
ok ok, I've still got 30+ messages to get through. I've been..
ok ok, I've still got 30+ messages to get through. I've been replying for nearly an hour - you guys missed me, aye? if I owe you content, lifetime sub, or attention it is en route!!!
Fucking a guy when you’ve got a recovering dislocated knee i..
Fucking a guy when you’ve got a recovering dislocated knee is a bad idea. Fucking *two guys* when you’ve got a recovering dislocated knee is an even worse idea. Fucking both in the space of 24 hours, however, is fucking **legendary**.
MY NEW LATEX ARRIVED omfg Look at my story 🥵🥵🥵🥵
MY NEW LATEX ARRIVED omfg Look at my story 🥵🥵🥵🥵
I definitely will not be wearing these boots for a while! My..
I definitely will not be wearing these boots for a while! My knee would simply crumble! I’m sticking to the crocs and slippers for the foreseeable…
I’m thinking of redecorating my bedroom. I’ve decided I want..
I’m thinking of redecorating my bedroom. I’ve decided I want to make it a pink paradise so I’m searching for flamboyant wall paper and cute furniture. I’m done with the yellow stripes - it’s time for a change!
Rate my dating profile pics… $5 if you’d take me on a date ..
Rate my dating profile pics… $5 if you’d take me on a date 💖 $10 if you’d take me home to fuck 💦 $20 if we’d go straight to the dungeon 😈
I’m currently trying to edit a video I recorded of me giving..
I’m currently trying to edit a video I recorded of me giving an interview about my experience as a prisoner. It also includes several rants about police brutality & tbh, the rage is unmatched 😂 I share my political shenanigans on my LinkedIn profile so I can connect with others who have the same views as me to then collaborate on projects with. So far so good! Shall I upload here too? ⛓️👏🏻
*Should I go out tonight?* Yes or no? **If yes, tip $5 to bu..
*Should I go out tonight?* Yes or no? **If yes, tip $5 to buy me a pint!** 🍺
Update on the dislocated knee. I’m now in physio! Yay! I’v..
Update on the dislocated knee. I’m now in physio! Yay! I’ve got 3 exercises to do each day and I’ve gotta ice my knee for 15 mins everyday. I’m currently doing it and I’m not gonna lie; I hate it. I’m debating going out tonight. There’s a cabaret on and it’s hosted by my sex worker colleagues so I wanna go and see all my friends. I’ve been a hermit the last 2 weeks so I think it’s time to venture out into the wild… I wanna get dressed up and look pretty and flirt and have drinks and dance and be cheeky! I miss it!
Like this post if I’m your type… 💖
Like this post if I’m your type… 💖
😈 **$50 INSTEAD OF $100** 😈 *5 minute video custom!!! Anyth..
😈 **$50 INSTEAD OF $100** 😈 *5 minute video custom!!! Anything you want & can include your own name for that extra personal touch…* 😘 I’ll be filming over the weekend - let’s get FILTHY.
Am I breedable?
Am I breedable?
It is widely documented that thick thighs do indeed *save li..
It is widely documented that thick thighs do indeed *save lives*.
So. Fucking. Horny. I love sexting.
So. Fucking. Horny. I love sexting.
What if I wanna make you cum right now? Maybe you should DM ..
What if I wanna make you cum right now? Maybe you should DM me while I’m horny…
Seen my latest message in your inbox? I’ve already treated s..
Seen my latest message in your inbox? I’ve already treated someone to 6 months free as a goodie. See? I can be merciful.
I’m watching a movie right now. It’s a scary one. Who’s gonn..
I’m watching a movie right now. It’s a scary one. Who’s gonna snuggle up with me?
Ok ok ok, hi, I’m here. It’s been an emotional day! The do..
Ok ok ok, hi, I’m here. It’s been an emotional day! The dog I saved from a neglectful environment 2 months ago has gone to a rescue and they will find him his forever home. It’s bittersweet. I loved that dog and wish I could keep him myself but it was unrealistic. I was only his foster mama but we bonded over the chaos of our situations and I didn’t wanna let him go. I wish him all the best, my baby Bowie. I have my first physio appointment tomorrow to help heal my knee which I dislocated recently at a burlesque dance class. I’m e...
*James Bond villain*
*James Bond villain*
So last weekend I was supposed to go on a date with this bea..
So last weekend I was supposed to go on a date with this beautiful fella but I dislocated my knee and had to cancel. Since then he’s gone off me a bit :-( I text him just now and he seems totally disinterested and I’m super sad about it! Me? Sad over a guy? Am I unwell? Fellas, give me advice 🥹
You seriously think you could handle me? Honestly?
You seriously think you could handle me? Honestly?
This bra can’t contain my tits 😂 can you lend a hand?
This bra can’t contain my tits 😂 can you lend a hand?
I think it’s time to do a new spin the wheel… especially bec..
I think it’s time to do a new spin the wheel… especially because I’ve got a crazy new prize to add…
Dreaming about @goddesstuesday ♥️
Dreaming about @goddesstuesday ♥️
I like to think I can switch when I sext on OnlyFans but whe..
I like to think I can switch when I sext on OnlyFans but when men are incoherent, time wasting or rude I can’t help but fantasise about inflicting punishments 😂 Talk properly! Treat me with respect! I ain’t afraid to block men who don’t tickle my fancy, I can afford to cut you out! To my other subs, you have my heart. You know who you are. ♥️
Oh, you’re new here? Slide into my DMs! Let’s chat 😘
Oh, you’re new here? Slide into my DMs! Let’s chat 😘
