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It was October and my supermarket had pumpkins on sale for H..
It was October and my supermarket had pumpkins on sale for Halloween. Normally I wouldn't bother as Halloween isn't really celebrated in the Netherlands but I wanted to try out pumpkin carving. After I made the first attempt with a standard smiling ghoul carving I thought I'd try something more challenging and decided to carve the Thirdlegproduction logo which was a success. Then I was like; it's a waste not to use this for some content and boom there's the Halloween video. Do you like seasonal themes to spice things up? ...
#throwback #penissong #toobig #comedy #monstercock In "The ..
#throwback #penissong #toobig #comedy #monstercock In "The Sweetest Thing" from 2002 there's an infamous restaurant scene where some of the hottest women of that era start singing about their love for big penises. I saw it a decade after the first release and thought the song was absolutely hilarious, so wanted to include it in a video for a comedic twist. Most people did not appreciate the song lol. (Chorus) You're too big to fit in here too big to fit in here too big to fit in here What a lovely ride Your penis is a thrill ...
Another throwback... I had actually forgotten all about thi..
Another throwback... I had actually forgotten all about this video as I had uploaded it on adultspace ages ago and never bothered to check in again. So I was surprised when I saw this video reuploaded to different sites years after and I was like hey that's me? Personally never saw the appeal to flaccid dicks and was uncertain about my foreskin as everyone in porn seems to be circumcised but I came to realize there's a huge fanbase for both. #flaccid #uncut #foreskin #bigdick #bwc
Here's another one of my old videos that went viral with mil..
Here's another one of my old videos that went viral with millions of views. I had an ex that shared she went absolutely wild over the towel tease so I made this video for her. It was a time when webcams couldn't deal with low light environments so I had a uv light on blast which created a blueish/greenish hue.
#throwbackthursday #thickdickthursday #bwc This was my seco..
#throwbackthursday #thickdickthursday #bwc This was my second video I ever uploaded and probably the most popular. You might have trouble believing it but at the time, like most men I was insecure about my penis size. Girls did tell me I had a really big cock but I just thought that was something all girls said to stroke their mans ego. What I needed was an unbiased opinion, so I uploaded this video on xvideos (when you could still upload anonymously without an account) and it went viral with over 8 million views. Many people reuploaded the v...
I'll be posting all of my old content on here over the next ..
I'll be posting all of my old content on here over the next few weeks and give a detailed story about each video to add some extra value for my fans. This was my very first video I ever posted which I think was around 2008 on one of the first tube sites called xtube and I went by the name ---monstercock--- because I couldn't really think of anything else lol. The image quality did not survive the times as it was recorded on a 480p webcam so apologies. I thought it would be fun to share regardless. Besides the dick itself, I remember p...
Damn, took me way too long but finally got verified after a ..
Damn, took me way too long but finally got verified after a dozen attempts lol. 🥳 #verified #thirdleg #onlyfans
