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God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
You’re not the boss of me! That is, unless I’m naked.
You’re not the boss of me! That is, unless I’m naked.
I’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the..
I’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the challenge?
Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
Do you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
Am I taken? Yes, taken for granted!
Am I taken? Yes, taken for granted!
If I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my..
If I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my mind, I’d be fat.
I used to be bad when it comes to flirting. I’m much better ..
I used to be bad when it comes to flirting. I’m much better at it now.
Remember that I will always be by your side. Or on top of yo..
Remember that I will always be by your side. Or on top of you. Or under you. It’s your call to make.
My love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effo..
My love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effortlessly.
Idk, I’d marry me.
Idk, I’d marry me.
Hugging and kissing are both very effective ways to relieve ..
Hugging and kissing are both very effective ways to relieve stress. I’m super stressed right now. Do you think you can assist me?
You are my sunshine and my rain. Basically, you make me hot ..
You are my sunshine and my rain. Basically, you make me hot and wet.
Look at the time, it’s getting really late. Shouldn’t you be..
Look at the time, it’s getting really late. Shouldn’t you be in my bed?
The ideal body weight that I’m striving to achieve is yours ..
The ideal body weight that I’m striving to achieve is yours on mine.
Who wants to be jailed in my heart forever?
Who wants to be jailed in my heart forever?
Is it true that the act of kissing burns a ton of calories? ..
Is it true that the act of kissing burns a ton of calories? Wanna workout with me?
Being hungry for another person is not something to be asham..
Being hungry for another person is not something to be ashamed of.
The only way I can read lips is if they’re touching mine.
The only way I can read lips is if they’re touching mine.
I sincerely apologize for not being a part of your past. How..
I sincerely apologize for not being a part of your past. How about we spend the future together so I can make it up to you?
Smiling is just the second best thing you can do with your l..
Smiling is just the second best thing you can do with your lips. Now ask me what’s the best thing you can do with them.
If I told you right now that this is me flirting with you, w..
If I told you right now that this is me flirting with you, would you cooperate?
Global warming made me hot.
Global warming made me hot.
You always pop up in my 3am thoughts.
You always pop up in my 3am thoughts.
There’s nothing in the world that I hate doing more than wai..
There’s nothing in the world that I hate doing more than waiting. But if it’s waiting for you, I’ll gladly do it without any complaints.
My heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.
My heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.
Admit it, I know you miss me.
Admit it, I know you miss me.
If you like this, then you like me.
If you like this, then you like me.
If you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!
If you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!
If you’re staring at me right now, there’s no need to be emb..
If you’re staring at me right now, there’s no need to be embarrassed. It just means you’re interested.
You’re the reason I can smile like this.
You’re the reason I can smile like this.
