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@lexxleighx Score A*: y'all let's just step back and take a..
@lexxleighx Score A*: y'all let's just step back and take a moment to appreciate that human beings that look like this actually exist. All while I sit my happy ass here looking like a twice stepped on spaghetti squash. Ran across this model while doing what I do best which is Patrolling the internet for baddies. I just have to make the statement that this is one of those times where I'm not sure if I got The full experience but the experience I did get was great. While I was up there i didn't get that many pay-per-view videos ...
@sailorwhore Score S-: Musical noteFIGHTING EVIL BY MOONL..
@sailorwhore Score S-: Musical noteFIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT! Musical note And she's winning my love as we fucking speak. This is one of the ones I've been waiting on man! Sometimes I just be KNOWING when someone is gonna be dope. This is one of those times When I was writing the notes to myself which is something I have to do now that I sub to like 40 models at a clip lol. I made sure to make the remarks in all caps. And what I said was ""VIDEO QUALITY IS GOOD BUT THE CONTENT IS FUCKIN A1""...
@missr Score S: CALLING ALL BONNET FETISH NIGGAS! This one..
@missr Score S: CALLING ALL BONNET FETISH NIGGAS! This one is for y'all for sure! Say what the fuck you want but her hair is gonna be secure! Very important note this content is immaculate. I was fortunate enough to run into this model back when she won one of the spots In my 5k giveaway. I say she won but really I won because otherwise who knows when I would've run across this fire ass Onlyfans. Good Lord y'all. This girl is a FWEAK (haitian accent) she's got essentially all the kinds of content you could ask for, and all in ...
@xmgnx Score A+**: inspired by the first score of this type..
@xmgnx Score A+**: inspired by the first score of this type here is the second score of this type. Y'all to be honest with you the reason I always wanted to be an anime character is not because of the ability to fly or shoot fire it's so that Mugen might love me But instead I was born a real nigga. I have to elaborate on this score because it's relatively new and so to do that I'll just tell you about her page. Her page is not outrightly explicit she does have some butt plug content on there you might catch her doing a rub some...
@inyourgutss Score S*: it really do be hard for me to get ..
@inyourgutss Score S*: it really do be hard for me to get used to some of the so called ""no face no case"" type models but to be honest even though she don't show face, she absolutely has a case! And it's capital murder! Shit is fucking superb! Take everything you know about Pay-per-view accounts and throw it out the window this is an absolute bargain and a steal I got this for $4 a month I never once received the DM that was over $3 she has some full-length videos on her wall even her content continues to grow in qu...
@elchantell Score S-: Heavy scores today y'all! Another one!..
@elchantell Score S-: Heavy scores today y'all! Another one! Seeing two of these is like seeing two unicorns walking down the streets of Compton! El Chantel please step to the front of the class! Now this is S level content here y'all and we're talking post after damn POST and I loved it She's got this little nice vibeeee petite cute! But she don't play bout a fuckin nut! So what will you expect to see, EFFORT. Solid response times full length videos all up and down the feed. There's Bg, long solos ass play she's als...
@quincy_roee Score S-: THE RAREST SCORE WE HAVE! The elusiv..
@quincy_roee Score S-: THE RAREST SCORE WE HAVE! The elusive one! And I'm telling you this is S level content on here (also damn y'all see how fat her ass looks in that banner , I keep looking at the shit while I write this!) So I usually NEVER talk about price in these reviews because It's less about the price and more about what you get for the price. But Ky's onlyfans has literally ALWAYS been a steal. Currently it's 3 dollars which is the same price as 3 Doritos Locos Tacos (ranch is the better one) ++oh shit they'...
@diamvndcartier Score A: Shout out to the nigga outside my ..
@diamvndcartier Score A: Shout out to the nigga outside my place yelling right now lol. ANYWAY! Another requested review but this one is a dope! I was pleasantly surprised! You know the slogan when it comes to these! She hit us up! Asked us to check her ass out! And there's a WHOLE lot of assDown pointing backhand indexTo check! In fact it took me days! Tick Body Gyal! You love to see it! Honestly y'all this one is damn near an A+ shit if she puts up a few more videos she will be an easy A plus she still gets a very strong recommendati...
@monalovesmoaning Score A: Another REQUEST! We're streaking..
@monalovesmoaning Score A: Another REQUEST! We're streaking (back on our bullshit tomorrow) so Mona wanted us to check out her profile. And I'll say it one more time for y'all in the back Speaking head in silhouettewe only post them if they're solid! And this one here aye calling all y'all fetish niggas! That's why, I posted this shit late cause I know y'all niggas gotta come out from the trees and shit. She got what you need on the muhfuckin feed! Now we're trying to broaden our horizons here because we wanna ...
@maryjanethefoxx Score A-: Another requested review! Our fa..
@maryjanethefoxx Score A-: Another requested review! Our favorite thing to do! Now listen there's alot more of these that have never been published but when they're good we post them! And y'all ass didn't think I had these flavors huh?! Diversity, nigga ECLECTIC TASTE fuck you mean Face with tears of joy alright... So simply put this is exactly the way to run a solid general onlyfans. A solid mix of longer and shorter videos. Extra content in the dms of you want it, good photos up there good camera angles. She be up on here FUC...
@starkitty Score A+: Speaking head in silhouette I GOT MON..
@starkitty Score A+: Speaking head in silhouette I GOT MONEY THAT I SAVED THEN I'M BACK ON ROAD! Shit y'all thought I was dead?! Nigga I'm back on my bullshit! Hello to all the new folks. Let's talk about our mission statement! We wanna make sure y'all money goes to people provide you the value for spending it... And we wanna help make sure we steer models in the right direction! This model here needs no steering. This is a healthy HEALTHY THICC mixed feed. Oooo boy you'll eat off this! Lemme tell you nigga when you se...
Score S: Shit fuck it while we at it let's talk about anothe..
Score S: Shit fuck it while we at it let's talk about another HEAVY HEAVY. Camgirl rule IN FULL MUHFUCKIN EFFECT. Bro I've told y'all ass so many times. These girls take this shit so SERIOUS bro they're building a brand off this shit dawg and they fuckin care. When I talk Accounts you can eat off of I'm talking about accounts where you can sub to and stay subbed to month after month and expect nothing but BOMB ass content and good interaction. The content here is ALL full length alot of her premium shit is up here too she...
Score A+: Keykrackinass?! More like Key ass is Crack! Nigga ..
Score A+: Keykrackinass?! More like Key ass is Crack! Nigga this shit is drugs my boy! Let me tell y'all man y'all know the yung nigga is all about telling a story! So let's talk about Keys journey. I remember the first time I saw key her shit went viral! It was a video on ... Ig of her throwing ass like she was in a GHATDAMN donkey tossing contest I was like Oh my word! Great Scott! And I slid my ugly ass right into Keys dms and I said excuse me Miss how much for three of your finest nudes? I'd like to pleasure myself please. A...
Score S+: WHEW SHIT. Listen I'm getting all my top tier, don..
Score S+: WHEW SHIT. Listen I'm getting all my top tier, don't throw it away, Sub right now if you're able type models out the way today! Midna fuckin Ash?! MY G come close lemme tell y'all some secrets about Midna Ear of riceEyesEar of rice Deaf personshe be putting things in her buttMan runningDash symbol bruh and it's so. Fire it's so fucking FIRE bro. Like midna has one of the most unique onlyfans models I've ever SEEN A matter of fact it's a one of one. In the sense that much like everyone else she's ve...
@lanaebrielle Score S+: Now listen man I have to open up to ..
@lanaebrielle Score S+: Now listen man I have to open up to y'all niggas real talk! This has been another glaring issue on this fuckin page! How did we review the goats of this shit and not review LANAE?! Nigga I gotta confess I must've been off that good shit! HYRDOPONICS, battery acid... I mean we're talking about one of the founding mothers my G! The original big booty Judy! Heavy hip Harriett, WHat waist Wendy! COME ON! It fuckin Lanae the Bae! SH E BEEN THROWING ASS yes her shit is fire. and its hella fuckin content on here to...
@pamela_shinee "REVIEW BY MAN""O"" Score A+: Alright so let ..
@pamela_shinee "REVIEW BY MAN""O"" Score A+: Alright so let me say something about this model here in particular, now as I said I was NEVER subbed to her this is an outside review so I'm going off of a conversation. BUT let me say the fucking FIRST TIME I opened her Twitter page nigga I was. Blown! Full fist in the ghatdamn ass like she was looking for a quarter for the bubblegum machine?! I was like oh this nigga Man ""O"" on some freak shit lol so when he told me this was A+ I gotta believe it! We'r...
@supercakes Score S+:Musical note""OH?..FUCK!...SHIT!... BI..
@supercakes Score S+:Musical note""OH?..FUCK!...SHIT!... BITCH!Musical note"" This is just a minor excerpt from a speech by Mary, Queen of Scots addressing a congregation of her acolytes in 1551. ( I really don't know where I come up with this shit Face with tears of joy)now this one is important! In response to a challenge! I'd almost dare say a direct challenge! To us here at OFR (merch coming soon) in the claim to be the best onlyfans! Well when I saw that knowing surecakes resume. I opened up my finest scented lotio...
@supercakes Score S+:Musical note""OH?..FUCK!...SHIT!... BI..
@supercakes Score S+:Musical note""OH?..FUCK!...SHIT!... BITCH!Musical note"" This is just a minor excerpt from a speech by Mary, Queen of Scots addressing a congregation of her acolytes in 1551. ( I really don't know where I come up with this shit Face with tears of joy)now this one is important! In response to a challenge! I'd almost dare say a direct challenge! To us here at OFR (merch coming soon) in the claim to be the best onlyfans! Well when I saw that knowing surecakes resume. I opened up my finest scented lotio...
@ziennaxxx Score S+:Musical noteLet's gather 'round the camp..
@ziennaxxx Score S+:Musical noteLet's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song, Out Z-I-E-N-N-A... Actually shit that's not enough letters! Man some of y'all get my references dammit! Listen boys, girls, and everyone in between AS PROMISED this girl here is the final one on the banner. And you know why?! Let's talk about promises, expectations, delivery, ass, titties, the wet wet. Listen guys this is an example of a FLAWLESS execution of an onlyfans account. So much so that I had NEVER HEARD of Zienna before and...
@arianaaimes Score S+: OH BUT NEXT UP IS A FUCKIN DOOZEY NIG..
@arianaaimes Score S+: OH BUT NEXT UP IS A FUCKIN DOOZEY NIGGAS. OH SHIT ITS PONCHO SEASON IN THE HOOD NIGGA! Listen y'all lmao hold up look at the fuckin banner nigga ! Y'all see her peach toned ass up there nigga?! You know why?! It's not cause a nigga likes a 3c hair texture! BOIIIIIIII. Iiiiii. Free smoke free motha fuckin smoke nigga.if you want a sleeper to end all sleepers here it is. One of my absolute hands down favorite models I've ever discovered or subbed to. EVERYTHING ON THE FUCKIN FEED?!? 15-20 min videos?! Fuckin...
@arnisiaxxx Score S+: This is an emergency review! I had ju..
@arnisiaxxx Score S+: This is an emergency review! I had just wrapped my durag, wiped the excess S Curl from my brow. Put my retainer in and laid my head on my silken sheets and pillows. When I went to do my evening goodnight check of Arnisia Onlyfans and realized my subscription ended... And this gotta be the saddest day of my life man, my dog could get stolen and I still wouldn't be as sad as this shit! See listen it's the Lord's day and I need Arnisia to please step to the front of the congregation! I have something to say! http...
@thelovelylexc Score S+: OH BUT NEXT UP IS A FUCKIN DOOZEY N..
@thelovelylexc Score S+: OH BUT NEXT UP IS A FUCKIN DOOZEY NIGGAS. OH SHIT ITS PONCHO SEASON IN THE HO"Score S: So boys it's come to our attention here at Onlyfan Reviews. That we don't have enough diversity in our reviews. YES! I KNOW! You're, shocked, as was I. LIES I told them ! I claimed it was false. But as I gazed at my TL I saw predominantly, peanut butter tones. Then I looked in the mirror. Wiped a single tear from my eye with my Cheeto dust stained finger and I said these niggas is right! I apologize to y'all man. I...
@sunniixxx Score S+: This score wasn't correct to begin wit..
@sunniixxx Score S+: This score wasn't correct to begin with! Let me explain. I consider an S+ to be a model who is going ABOVE AND BEYOND on her feed. Meaning long ass videos, full length, hyper sexual content. And great Interaction. Now an A+ is by no means You can share your review at the link : https://fan.reviews/influencer/sunniixxx/
It only lets upload 3 reviews a day 😭😭😭
It only lets upload 3 reviews a day 😭😭😭
@lasagnababy Nobody: Her: So I'm sitting there Marinara sauc..
@lasagnababy Nobody: Her: So I'm sitting there Marinara sauce on my titties Listen man y'all better come get your ass a double scoop of this wonderful light and lovely lasagna! This is some cute ass shit man! Fuckin adorable it's If your favorite childhood toy came to life and grew ass and titties. Real talk she's like an anime character like big eyes big lips cute ass characteristics, she's fuckin simply adorable. But also nigga she's kinda nasty! Like nothing crazy but yeah she's doing everything… You wanna see, ...
@fypmfromvine Score S: I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THIS ONE IN ALL..
@fypmfromvine Score S: I THOUGHT ABOUT DOING THIS ONE IN ALL CAPS. But y'all would block my ass SMH. Listen this is gonna be a good day for those of y'all who follow us for some sleeper heat! BOYY this some heat that if you sleep on it your ass would die in the house fire! Shout out to all . Y'all that just let the smoke detector beep and don't put no batteries up in that bitch. Listen bro this shit is something fucking DIFFERENT fuckin special! From VINE nigga how many vines can y'all quote ?! ""Look at all these Ch...
@lustforlola Score S+: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING! If she ever..
@lustforlola Score S+: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING! If she ever saw me tweet! If she ever saw the scoring system ! Her ass KNOWS DAMN WELL SHE WAS FINNA HOLD THIS S+. Nigga listen bro lol listen shorty is ghatdamn nastyyyy, I'm talking coleslaw with raisins nasty, I'll say this now this one . Rivals Missbnasty for most intense solo content. She goes the fuck IN. Bro Lola so real off this shit lmao. Sometimes you just gotta watch a goat work ! And listen I know y'all niggas see alot of S scores up here on this page but you gotta realize...
@mariaaskyy Score S: ALRIGHT NOW. Here we go again with the..
@mariaaskyy Score S: ALRIGHT NOW. Here we go again with the MUHFUCKIN cam girl rule! Now it's been a while since I was subbed to babygirl and it's one of my biggest regrets in the fuckin world. I mean much like the gap in her teeth I watched her inhibitions disappear overnight! It was. Astonishing my nigga like bruh. She's activee and yet still gives off a very innocent vibe. I'm glad to see how popular she is she definitely deserves it. During the time I was subbed to her niggas was firing off nuts like a weekend at the gun r...
@thehoneygold Score S: Now listen , boys, girls, non binary..
@thehoneygold Score S: Now listen , boys, girls, non binary folks. Follow these instructions. 1. Locate your nearest bottle of hand snatizer. 2. Push firmly on the nozzle until it expresses a dollop of solution toughly the size into your Palm. 3. Now unscrew the cap on that bitch and dump.The whole shit on your body. Nigga you gon' need it nigga. This some nasty NASTY shit Mann ghatdamn! Nigga some of this shit will leave you staring with your mouth open. I mean man oh man bruh you're gonna love it ! Man no holes barred! Everything'...
@officiallylucid Score A+: couldn't even fit all of Shorty's..
@officiallylucid Score A+: couldn't even fit all of Shorty's promos on the damn screenshot!! Watch look and listen. This one is simple man . When you know you know. Luna cute as shit bro ADORABLE. And then you see shorty back her ass up and DUMP it like that?! Damn baby where they do that at! She moves correctly man, great posting frequency, great communication skills. And the content nigga the content don't watch this shit before you go on a date, you'll be looking at shorty in disgust! ""Her ass not even fat like Luna ...
