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My beard is thicc. 🤣 I usually keep it shorter than this but..
My beard is thicc. 🤣 I usually keep it shorter than this but I'm experimenting.
I made a tik tok
I made a tik tok
All these girls try to get guys to let them rate their joint..
All these girls try to get guys to let them rate their joint. The guy is literally paying to get someone to tell him nice things about his dick. 🤣 I'm so glad I don't have that problem. Any woman interested in a rating for her lady parts, I gotchu with no charge.
I act like I'm ok but deep down I just want someone to massa..
I act like I'm ok but deep down I just want someone to massage my balls with their tongue after making me blow a huge load.
Leave a generous tip and I'll keep my page free for all to e..
Leave a generous tip and I'll keep my page free for all to enjoy. 😃 If you're a guy, you're welcome to hang around but think of tips as the cover charge, it's the price of admission. Part of the reason why I joined only fans is cuz I assume it can create some fun situations and give me stuff to laugh about. It has not disappointed. This girl DM'd me to offer to give me a dick rating. I sent her a pay per view dick pic. 😂 Girl, don't try to play me. 🤣🤣🤣 I feel like my chest and shoulders look good in t...
You tryna get in here with me? Caution: I sing so loud in ..
You tryna get in here with me? Caution: I sing so loud in the shower. 😎 The hot water/steam loosens up my vocal chords and I have fun with it. #shower #dilf I was talking to this girl whose energy had kinda fallen off so I sent her this last video like, you really think dudes like me just out here growing on trees, huh? 😂 Yep. I'm petty. 🤣🤣
White basketball shorts are so underrated. I need some new o..
White basketball shorts are so underrated. I need some new ones tho. 🥺 White clothes are only white for so long. You wanna help me get some new ones? Those who tip get rewarded. 😈
No joke, I've been celibate for a year and a half cuz loyal ..
No joke, I've been celibate for a year and a half cuz loyal is something that's very hard to find.
Love you boo. 😘
Love you boo. 😘
Anybody wanna take a trip to home depot with me?
Anybody wanna take a trip to home depot with me?
Random thought, is anybody into feet? Maybe you can explain ..
Random thought, is anybody into feet? Maybe you can explain to me why. I would gladly send you pictures of my feet.
Forgive my foggy mirror. My showers are just so hot. 🥵 No de..
Forgive my foggy mirror. My showers are just so hot. 🥵 No decent shower should be described as anything but hot. Maybe I'll give you a peak eventually. So, not awesome thing about losing a bunch of weight is that your clothes don't fit anymore and I had like just bought these so you can see, they don't fit but I'm not getting rid of them. Gray/black camo is sexy to me. But once I put the belt on them it looks ok, right? 🥺
I have multiple pair of gray sweatpants. They have always be..
I have multiple pair of gray sweatpants. They have always been my favorite. I'm so glad they became trendy. 🤣
https://onlyfans.com/68858659/miss_latina I Stan the shit o..
https://onlyfans.com/68858659/miss_latina I Stan the shit outta this girl. I've been hyping her up for over a year, no reason to stop now. She's seriously as sexy as any woman should ever even dream of being. 🥵🥴😍 So much.
https://onlyfans.com/68651954/impetrate Check out SugaMama...
https://onlyfans.com/68651954/impetrate Check out SugaMama. She's not shy whatsoever. 🥴
Wanna hang out in my room with me? My workout is lit af.
Wanna hang out in my room with me? My workout is lit af.
The great thing about being admittedly bad at things, such a..
The great thing about being admittedly bad at things, such as singing or dancing 🤣, is it alleviates all anxiety about not doing it well and I can just enjoy the fact that I enjoy it. What I'm not bad at is turning my bedroom into a night club/home gym. 😁 If everyone had this much fun working out people would be so fit. 😊😊😊 You might couldn't tell. Those are indeed gray sweats. Feel free to salivate. 😂😘
I think I'm working on a new theory that I call systemic sex..
I think I'm working on a new theory that I call systemic sexuality. Hear me out. Everyone hates thirsty dudes to the point that someone like me who is super not thirsty at all is accused regularly of it. I think the problem is that these guys only think about being sexual in the moment, or attempting to be sexually appealing would probably be more accurate, whereas myself, I might say something complimentary but it's not me truly flirting. I like hyping people up, male or female. It's fun. I get people talking about themselves and t...
Also, they told us to just be nice to girls if you want them..
Also, they told us to just be nice to girls if you want them to like you and that shit doesn't work either! 🤣 I can't even attempt to do sexy stuff without laughing at myself. Guys are overwhelmingly visually stimulated, women got it so easy. 🤣
I'm not getting into another relationship anytime soon but w..
I'm not getting into another relationship anytime soon but when I do it will not be with anything less than an absolute freak. If cum dripping down your chin is not your idea of a good time, stay outta my DMs.
Is this asking too much? 🤷♂️
Is this asking too much? 🤷♂️
Random progress pic. My chest is almost reaching the point ..
Random progress pic. My chest is almost reaching the point of respectable but still a lot of work to do. I wish I could put music with my posts. You really don't get how much fun I'm having when I workout. More randomness, what are your feelings about body hair?
I just wanna say thank you for following me. Feel free to gi..
I just wanna say thank you for following me. Feel free to give suggestions for content you'd like to see but mostly just thank you. Whether you want to drop some money to see my joint or not to the side, I appreciate having people to post for. I assume some accounts are just hoping I follow them back, which is a solid strategy, but that's ok. At least I'm not doing this entirely for my own entertainment. You guys are awesome. Oh, and shout out to those of you looking at my page that won't follow. You're cool too. 😁
Caution: More bad selfies. As a (former) DJ and reformed cl..
Caution: More bad selfies. As a (former) DJ and reformed club rat, I like the club environment. I prefer low light so I workout to music by candlelight cuz I like it. I can't imagine what girl wouldn't want that in her life and yet I'm single single. 🤣🤣 I'm starting to see what these dude's problem is. 😁🤣 I wouldn't want me anywhere near my girlfriend either. 🤣🤣🤣
Dude told me that most guys would not want to look like me. ..
Dude told me that most guys would not want to look like me. That's weird. Why not?
Music too loud for you to hear me but, some dude on IG calle..
Music too loud for you to hear me but, some dude on IG called me skinny-fat outta nowhere the other day and I loved it. 😂😂
My mirror gets so foggy
My mirror gets so foggy
I see why short girls like me now. This would be your view i..
I see why short girls like me now. This would be your view if you're like 5'1". Lucky girl. Oh, I'm starting to see these chest muscles between my collar bones that I'm not mad about. True to form, I'm bad at selfies and my phone needed charged. 🤣 I can also not try to make a fake smile or "sexy" face on demand. I'm surprised you're still following. Thanks. 🖤
Last minute decided to throw together a Harry Potter costume..
Last minute decided to throw together a Harry Potter costume. After that it's just me making friends. 😁 If you're in the Charlotte area and wanna chill with me, let me know. I need friends that don't flake out on me like the two guys I was supposed to hang out with last night.
