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I think it would be best if you got on your knees and just a..
I think it would be best if you got on your knees and just accepted your arse is simply, totally, mine.
I need something to aim for to make sure my squats are deep ..
I need something to aim for to make sure my squats are deep enough. Any volunteers…? 🍆😏
Nice to cool off after a hot and sweaty workout 💦
Nice to cool off after a hot and sweaty workout 💦
Summer heat and long cocks 😎 But how does one tan one’s peri..
Summer heat and long cocks 😎 But how does one tan one’s perineum…?
Meanwhile, in a Hogwarts dormitory… 🪄😮
Meanwhile, in a Hogwarts dormitory… 🪄😮
Do you like my new underwear? (Underwear not pictured)
Do you like my new underwear? (Underwear not pictured)
Lick my ass while I wank 😈
Lick my ass while I wank 😈
Hey bro, could you support my glutes for me while I squat? C..
Hey bro, could you support my glutes for me while I squat? Cheers
Oops, dropped the soap… It’s actually quite hard to do accid..
Oops, dropped the soap… It’s actually quite hard to do accidentally tbh, so you know I want it 😉
Your boy’s had his first jab 💉 Who wants to give the second…..
Your boy’s had his first jab 💉 Who wants to give the second… 🍆😉
Ass and Shakespeare go together like a dream… 😉
Ass and Shakespeare go together like a dream… 😉
No Englishman would ever be without his Barbour 🇬🇧
No Englishman would ever be without his Barbour 🇬🇧
How do you like being my cum boy? 💦
How do you like being my cum boy? 💦
Do you like my socks? I think they harmonise nicely with my ..
Do you like my socks? I think they harmonise nicely with my skin tone. But maybe you want a closer look?
Hey bro, you know it’s better for the environment if we show..
Hey bro, you know it’s better for the environment if we shower together... 🧼
In case of emergency, assume the safety position. A hard coc..
In case of emergency, assume the safety position. A hard cock will be along shortly.
Trying to find cock in a rural area… 🤷🏻♂️
Trying to find cock in a rural area… 🤷🏻♂️
Hey bro, you don’t mind if I just relax in these do you? And..
Hey bro, you don’t mind if I just relax in these do you? And if my dick’s too distracting, just drain it with your mouth. That seems to help. It won’t need doing much, maybe every half hour would be okay. Cheers.
It was fun, but I feel I was missing something… 🤔 = 🍆🍑
It was fun, but I feel I was missing something… 🤔 = 🍆🍑
Why can’t this be my Grindr profile pic? I look like such a ..
Why can’t this be my Grindr profile pic? I look like such a holesome and welcoming guy 🤷🏻♂️
Your shower broke huh? Don’t worry mate, we can share mine 😉
Your shower broke huh? Don’t worry mate, we can share mine 😉
When I said I wanted a blow… 🌬 (and yes, still got a couple..
When I said I wanted a blow… 🌬 (and yes, still got a couple with my magnificent mane before the Great Trim 🦁)
There’s an opening in my workplace for an under-the-desk blo..
There’s an opening in my workplace for an under-the-desk blowjob monkey. Who wants to serve literature? 👄
How much manscaping do we all prefer? For science 🤓
How much manscaping do we all prefer? For science 🤓
Had to stop in the middle of a workout 🥵 Where’s my gym bro ..
Had to stop in the middle of a workout 🥵 Where’s my gym bro when I need him!
Rub-a-dub-dub 🧼 Anyone want to help me with the hard to rea..
Rub-a-dub-dub 🧼 Anyone want to help me with the hard to reach places?
Writing is just so hard guys…
Writing is just so hard guys…
Think I blew a fuse… ⚡️
Think I blew a fuse… ⚡️
Line up and take your turn… 😉
Line up and take your turn… 😉
Wet boy 💦
Wet boy 💦
