girloftheforest

I just got back from a funeral—the father of my brother’s wi..

I just got back from a funeral—the father of my

Love memes

Love memes

Just imagine if we were so deeply loved that we’d never have..

Just imagine if we were so deeply loved t

Since Melkor still hasn’t returned from beyond the edge of t..

Since Melkor still hasn’t returned from b

My darlings, I didn’t go anywhere today — surprise!Still sic..

My darlings, I didn’t go anywhere today — surpr

Guys, I’m sick again — I swear I don’t understand how this k..

Guys, I’m sick again — I swear I don’t understa

I don’t want to mock women. They are undoubtedly victims — w..

I don’t want to mock women. They are undoubtedl

Dasha’s pussy

Dasha’s pussy

Guys, I swear I’ll post a pic of my boobs or ass or somethin..

Guys, I swear I’ll post a pic of my boobs

Guys, I got facial injections!!!I chose a product called POL..

Guys, I got facial injections!!!

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Only gay with fat mom doesn’t like this post

Only gay with fat mom doesn’t like this post

Asked Dasha for double hotdog

Asked Dasha for double hotdog

My gays, guess who gets to accompany Dasha on a 4 AM three-h..

My gays, guess who gets to accompany Dasha on a

I slept without pants and paid the price.

I slept without pants and paid the price.

My darlings, here's some shitty post-shower pics for you. Yo..

My darlings, here's some shitty post-shower pic

I haven't even rested after my spa vacation, and already I'm..

I haven't even rested after my spa vacation, an

Finally some real quality OF content! I have a new friend, h..

Finally some real quality OF content! I have a

Fren

Fren

My dudes, I turned 27 today, which means I’m now approximate..

My dudes, I turned 27 today, which means I’m now approximately eight times older than all of you combined.To celebrate, here’s a joke:A guy gets ki//dn//app//ed by some gangsters.They drag him out to a lake, dunk his head under water, and start interrogating him:— Got any dollars?— No.— Got any euros?— Nope.— Got any rubles?— Guys, either dunk me deeper or hold me under longer — I can’t see shit down there!

People often ask me why I’m not dating Tom Hardy.Here are a ..

People often ask me why I’m not dating Tom Hardy.Here are a few reasons:•My English isn’t perfect, and he doesn’t speak Latvian or Russian.•He’s an actor (not exactly the most serious profession, let’s be honest).•He probably wouldn’t get the “oh, I thought it was an owl” meme, which means we’d have very little to talk about.•I highly doubt he’d want to move to Latvia, and I’m not exactly dying to live in the U.S.•He’s married, and I don’t talk to married men.Hope that clears things up once and for all.

Hmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmm

ah me

ah me

Guys, I filmed some fully nude videos of my morning workout ..

Guys, I filmed some fully nude videos of my morning workout exercises. Originally, I planned to do it in a thong, but I lost it. Mostly, I stretch my thoracic and cervical spine because I’m too lazy to do anything else.Speaking of fully nude stuff—honestly, I just don’t like nude photos or videos in that style. Not because I’m shy, but because it just doesn’t feel visually harmonious to me. I like when completely naked women have red or blonde hair, but with dark hair, I feel like something needs to balance it out below. Don’t argue...

Dear beloved friends, good day to you all!I had initially pl..

Dear beloved friends, good day to you all!I had initially planned to film a custom video for one fan and a paid post where I do my morning workout in just a thong, but it seems like all the relatives still alive decided to visit at once, so that’s on hold for now. Instead, you can enjoy watching me eat these luxurious cream-filled profiteroles that my mom and I made together.On another note, I want to update you about the show Outlander that I mentioned earlier. Around episode 8 of the first season, it really picked up. There’s less fluffy ...

I’ve generally tried to be as tactful as possible, but now I..

I’ve generally tried to be as tactful as possible, but now I want to address the representatives of the Indian nation directly. If any of my fans happen to be from there, could you please explain this particular habit of leaving certain kinds of comments on photos and sending such messages to people privately? It just so happens that not only I, but women everywhere, often encounter this overwhelming interest specifically from the native population of this country.

I really like the background design of this gym equipment.

I really like the background design of this gym equipment.

Good morning, everyone!Guys, check this out—early this morni..

Good morning, everyone!Guys, check this out—early this morning, I found out that someone’s disappointed in me and thinks my soul is ugly. This delightful revelation came from one of my long-time fans. I had shared my Telegram with him because he wanted to see portraits of my ancestors, which OnlyFans tends to ban. We’d been chatting for a while, and at one point, I sent him a screenshot from Instagram. It showed someone with very specific and typical ethnic characteristics trying to “get to know me”—and in the most mediocre way poss...

My morning started off wonderfully: I was warm and cozy in b..

My morning started off wonderfully: I was warm and cozy in bed with two dogs, got up to feed them, made myself a sweet coffee with milk, grabbed a chocolate-covered waffle. And then I opened OnlyFans, checked the latest fan message, and was greeted by a disgusting, rancid, rotten, pathetic sausage plastered across my screen. My mood instantly tanked. The brainless monkey that owns that sorry excuse of an appendage was promptly reported and blocked.Also, I’m in total shock at how dumb my brother’s dog is—just absolutely stunned. But I stil...