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What does garlic do when it gets hot? 🧄 It takes its cloves ..
What does garlic do when it gets hot? 🧄 It takes its cloves off
Would you rather go on a picnic or a hike?
Would you rather go on a picnic or a hike?
Tip if you would pull my hair during a hot and heavy session..
Tip if you would pull my hair during a hot and heavy session 😘
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
Would you rather eat potato chip flavored ice cream or ice c..
Would you rather eat potato chip flavored ice cream or ice cream flavored potato chips?
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to ..
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? 🎶 Because he had a ton of sick beets
you know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip 🙈👀
you know what would be really cute? if you left me a tip 🙈👀
Would you rather plan a holiday month in advance or get a fl..
Would you rather plan a holiday month in advance or get a flight last minute?
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the st..
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? 🍓 Traffic jam
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in another box
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile for sur..
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile for sure 😃
Would you rather go swimming in the ocean or a pool?
Would you rather go swimming in the ocean or a pool?
If you crossed a USA Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what w..
If you crossed a USA Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get? 🐩🇺🇸 A Yankee Poodle
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then y..
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then you should tip 😋
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? ..
What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington? 🦆💸 One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
would you rather a girl with perfect boobs or a perfect butt..
would you rather a girl with perfect boobs or a perfect butt?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? 🐘 An irrel..
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? 🐘 An irrelephant
MOOORNing ✌️😜 hope you have a lucky day!
MOOORNing ✌️😜 hope you have a lucky day!
Just being a tease 😈 tip if you like to tease then please 😘
Just being a tease 😈 tip if you like to tease then please 😘
Would you rather a burger or chicken fingers?
Would you rather a burger or chicken fingers?
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? 🪐👽 The sp..
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? 🪐👽 The space bar
Tip if u wish u could make me wet with ur cum 🍆💦💦💦
Tip if u wish u could make me wet with ur cum 🍆💦💦💦
What did the coffee report to the police? ☕️😂 A mugging
What did the coffee report to the police? ☕️😂 A mugging
cmon lets wake up with a bang 😈
cmon lets wake up with a bang 😈
Would you rather morning or evening sex?
Would you rather morning or evening sex?
Here to help suck up ur mess 😜
Here to help suck up ur mess 😜
Where do you learn to make a banana split? 🍨😋 Sundae school
Where do you learn to make a banana split? 🍨😋 Sundae school
Would you rather be with a quiet or really loud lover?
Would you rather be with a quiet or really loud lover?
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more ..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets 😂
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologi..
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? 🌳 A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush
