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What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hai..
What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth?👅 A glad-he-ate-her
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claud..
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 💦 Beat..
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? 💦 Beat it. We're closed
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? 🗣 By becoming a ventr..
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? 🗣 By becoming a ventriloquist
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? 🐰 Because they have ..
Why can't you hear rabbits making love? 🐰 Because they have cotton balls
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written al..
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
What comes after 69? 👄 Mouthwash
What comes after 69? 👄 Mouthwash
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto 🌚
Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto 🌚
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ toget..
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in..
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? ❎ Ken came in another box
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What are the three shortest words in the English language? 🍆..
What are the three shortest words in the English language? 🍆 "Is it in?"
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? 🍆 Papa Boner
What is Moby Dick's dad's name? 🍆 Papa Boner
If you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip 😘
If you would do naughty things to me... drop a tip 😘
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? 🚂 The mor..
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? 🚂 The more you play with it, the harder it gets
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐷 Kermit The Frog..
What's long, green, and smells like bacon? 🐷 Kermit The Frog's fingers
What's long and hard and full of semen? ⚓️ A submarine
What's long and hard and full of semen? ⚓️ A submarine
If you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation 😘
If you like seeing more of me, send a tip of appreciation 😘
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. 🍒 ..
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. 🍒 I personally am on the fence
What do you call an expert fisherman? 🐠 A Master Baiter
What do you call an expert fisherman? 🐠 A Master Baiter
How can you tell if your husband is dead? 📺 The sex is the s..
How can you tell if your husband is dead? 📺 The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote
If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip 🍑
If you think I have a juicy body, send a tip 🍑
What's the best smelling insect? 🐜 A deodor-ant
What's the best smelling insect? 🐜 A deodor-ant
What's the difference between hungry and horny? 🥒😂 Where you..
What's the difference between hungry and horny? 🥒😂 Where you stick the cucumber
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? ☕️😅 De-presso
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? ☕️😅 De-presso
