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Feeling grateful? A small tip 💰 goes a long way
Feeling grateful? A small tip 💰 goes a long way
Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to m..
Roses are red, violets are blue, how did I get so lucky to match with you? 🌹💙🍀
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game? 💨 Because all..
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game? 💨 Because all the fans left
if i caught your attention, leave a tip 👀🍒
if i caught your attention, leave a tip 👀🍒
Are you a fruit ‘cuz we could make a great pear. 🍐😉
Are you a fruit ‘cuz we could make a great pear. 🍐😉
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find yo..
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you 💾 You have my Word!
Tip if you'd enjoy a doing me doggy 😛
Tip if you'd enjoy a doing me doggy 😛
I assumed happiness started with an ‘H’ but I believe it act..
I assumed happiness started with an ‘H’ but I believe it actually starts with ‘U.’ 😊❤️
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? 🤣 A te..
What do you call a guy who cries when he masturbates? 🤣 A tearjerker
Tip if you'd want me tied up on your bed 😈
Tip if you'd want me tied up on your bed 😈
I tripped while looking at you. I guess you owe me a new pai..
I tripped while looking at you. I guess you owe me a new pair of shoes. 🚶♂️👠😉
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients le..
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? 🍆💦 Thanks for cumming!
If u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘
If u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘
I know we’re not socks, but I’m sure we’d make a great pair...
I know we’re not socks, but I’m sure we’d make a great pair. 👣❤️😉
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snow..
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snowblower coming
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip 😉
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip 😉
If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you wa..
If you could be anywhere in the world, doing anything you wanted, where would we be? 🌍🌟
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then y..
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then you should tip 😋
Hi, I’m Mrs. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? 👋💍
Hi, I’m Mrs. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? 👋💍
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵..
What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? 🐵🐵 Prime mates
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile 😉
wanna make me smile today? drop a tip and i'll smile 😉
No pen, no paper… but you still ‘draw’ my attention. ✏️📝😉
No pen, no paper… but you still ‘draw’ my attention. ✏️📝😉
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in anothe..
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? 🗳 Ken came in another box
i love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid 🙈 e..
i love my job, but that is only true when i'm being paid 🙈 even a chef wouldn’t spend 40 hrs a week cooking for free.. drop a tip if u like me? 🙊
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cut..
Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute. 😊❤️
How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔..
How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America? 🔔😂 Because freedom rings
I can be good to you if you’re good to me 😋 drop a tip and s..
I can be good to you if you’re good to me 😋 drop a tip and see
I’m going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this..
I’m going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this week’s hottest singles. 🎵🔥
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom..
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? ⌚️👀 One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.
