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What do you call a fish with two knees? 🐟 A two-knee fish
What do you call a fish with two knees? 🐟 A two-knee fish
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a pumpkin spice la..
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a pumpkin spice latte will keep you happy all day. 🍎☕
Your presence in my life is like a breath of fresh air, and ..
Your presence in my life is like a breath of fresh air, and I can't help but be swept away. 🌬️💖
what do they eat for breakfast in alaska? ❄️ frosted flakes
what do they eat for breakfast in alaska? ❄️ frosted flakes
Feeling happy? A virtual fist bump 👊 with a tip would be gre..
Feeling happy? A virtual fist bump 👊 with a tip would be great
Are you feeling down? Because I'd happily feel you up.
Are you feeling down? Because I'd happily feel you up.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 🧽..
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? 🧽 Supplies!
Want to make my day? 📞 a tip surprise would do it!
Want to make my day? 📞 a tip surprise would do it!
Pumpkin patch becomes pachkin punmp 🎃🌱
Pumpkin patch becomes pachkin punmp 🎃🌱
How does a taco say grace? 🌮 Lettuce pray
How does a taco say grace? 🌮 Lettuce pray
Liked my work? 🌟 tipping would be awesome
Liked my work? 🌟 tipping would be awesome
How did the little pumpkin cross the road? 🎃 With the help o..
How did the little pumpkin cross the road? 🎃 With the help of a crossing gourd.
Call me a thief because I just stole your heart. 💘
Call me a thief because I just stole your heart. 💘
do u really like me? then will you tip me 😼
do u really like me? then will you tip me 😼
How do two skeletons have sex 💀 By boning all night long
How do two skeletons have sex 💀 By boning all night long
Can I be your Halloween playlist curator? 🎵 I'll set the moo..
Can I be your Halloween playlist curator? 🎵 I'll set the mood with hauntingly beautiful melodies. 🎶🎃
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? 🏭 A sat..
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? 🏭 A satis-factory
The best thing about autumn? Halloween is finally socially a..
The best thing about autumn? Halloween is finally socially acceptable for adults. 🎃👥
Every time our eyes meet, I can't help but feel like we're c..
Every time our eyes meet, I can't help but feel like we're characters in a fairy tale. 👸🤴
What do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked..
What do you say when someone compliments the eggs you cooked for breakfast? 🍳 "Well, I'm an eggspert."
Feeling happy? A virtual high-five with a tip 🤚 would be gre..
Feeling happy? A virtual high-five with a tip 🤚 would be great
Can I borrow a 💋 kiss? I promise I'll give it back. 😘💕
Can I borrow a 💋 kiss? I promise I'll give it back. 😘💕
What did one wall say to the other? 😅 I'll see you at the co..
What did one wall say to the other? 😅 I'll see you at the corner
Want to show some love? 💌 a tip always does the trick
Want to show some love? 💌 a tip always does the trick
I'm here for the spooky season. 👻🎃
I'm here for the spooky season. 👻🎃
Why do bees have sticky hair? 🐝 Because they use a honeycomb
Why do bees have sticky hair? 🐝 Because they use a honeycomb
Feeling thankful? A virtual cheers via a tip 🍻 would be appr..
Feeling thankful? A virtual cheers via a tip 🍻 would be appreciated
💀🎺 What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? 🎺 The tr..
💀🎺 What's a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? 🎺 The trom-bone! 🎶💀
Let's flip a coin: heads you're mine, tails I'm yours – eith..
Let's flip a coin: heads you're mine, tails I'm yours – either way, we're destined to be together. 🪙💑
Want to make my day? 🌞 tipping would be amazing
Want to make my day? 🌞 tipping would be amazing
