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Finally zipped up, and every move is accompanied by that dis..
Finally zipped up, and every move is accompanied by that distinct squeaky sound. I'm a walking whoopee cushion! Iβm not sure if itβs sexy or just fucking hilarious.
After ten minutes of wiggling and shimmying, Iβm halfway in...
After ten minutes of wiggling and shimmying, Iβm halfway in. It's like doing the worm dance in slow motion. My reflection looks like a slippery seal, and I can't stop laughing at myself!
Just got my new latex outfit, and it's time for the ultimate..
Just got my new latex outfit, and it's time for the ultimate test. Getting into it feels like I'm trying to squeeze a watermelon into a balloon! Iβm sweating before the fun even starts!
What are you wearing today, would you show me your look in m..
What are you wearing today, would you show me your look in my DMs?
With the toy still not playing nice, π I decided it was time..
With the toy still not playing nice, π I decided it was time to make a hasty exit. But not before I accidentally knocked over the ketchup bottle. Red sauce everywhere and a buzzing bagβ¦ I left the diner laughing and hoping nobody noticed my saucy solo adventure!
Just when I thought I had it under control, the jukebox hit ..
Just when I thought I had it under control, the jukebox hit a fast-paced rock song. The vibrations were intense! I had to grab my toy through my bag to keep it from buzzing off the table. Talk about a random dance partyβ¦ in my pants! π₯΅
Midway through my 'adventure,' the cute waiter came over to ..
Midway through my 'adventure,' the cute waiter came over to refill my coffee. I tried to stay cool, but the toy was still going strong. Keeping a straight face was the hardest part... literally. π
Things were going smoothly until my toy started vibrating ou..
Things were going smoothly until my toy started vibrating out of nowhere. I nearly choked on my fries! Turns out, my phone's Bluetooth connected to the jukebox instead. Now every song change brought a NEW buzz!
Sitting in a booth, feeling horny. The diner was pretty empt..
Sitting in a booth, feeling horny. The diner was pretty empty, so I decided to have a little fun with my 'remote-controlled' toy. Just a little buzz while I sipped my milkshakeβ¦ What could go wrong? π
What are you wearing today? Will you send me a pic in my DMs..
What are you wearing today? Will you send me a pic in my DMs?
I LOVE YOU ALL! Thank you for being the greatest fans EVER! ..
I LOVE YOU ALL! Thank you for being the greatest fans EVER! π
Also, if you tip this post and show me a little love, I will..
Also, if you tip this post and show me a little love, I will send you a little love back! It works BOTH ways π
I just want to remind all you freaks that I am nearly at 1 m..
I just want to remind all you freaks that I am nearly at 1 million likes! PLEASE go like as many of my posts to help me get there!
ππππππ πππ I caught you spying on me and let you REALLY enjo..
ππππππ πππ I caught you spying on me and let you REALLY enjoy me! Want to see me masturbating in the tub with an INTENSE orgasm? Quote #SHOWERSPY in my DMs to see it right now and keep it forever!
Rise and shine, what's for breakfast? I could go for some sa..
Rise and shine, what's for breakfast? I could go for some sausage right now!
LOL! Just kidding, all this was to see which position I coul..
LOL! Just kidding, all this was to see which position I could make myself cum in fastestβ¦ DM me if you freaks think you know which it was! π
Foot up behind head, hand in panties ready to watch a new mo..
Foot up behind head, hand in panties ready to watch a new movieβ¦ I heard there are some great new ones out! π
It doesn't fucking help that I am clumsy and fucking fell of..
It doesn't fucking help that I am clumsy and fucking fell off the couch⦠At least I got my one foot behind my head!
Spending the day on the couch practicing new yoga poses to m..
Spending the day on the couch practicing new yoga poses to make myself WAY more flexible! π
Wakey wakey rock stars! Let's make today a great fucking adv..
Wakey wakey rock stars! Let's make today a great fucking adventure!
On the bright side, my skin feels like itβs ready for an eve..
On the bright side, my skin feels like itβs ready for an evening of... reading a good book. LOL! Not really! Who knew self-care could be such a turn on? π
Now I'm slipping and sliding around like I'm on a greased-up..
Now I'm slipping and sliding around like I'm on a greased-up dance floor. LOL, my skin is really feeling fucking GREAT though!
Trying to get dressed after applying lube is like a new leve..
Trying to get dressed after applying lube is like a new level of Olympic sport. Do I even bother with clothes today?
After rubbing it in to my body and not getting any less slip..
After rubbing it in to my body and not getting any less slippery and smelling a bit weird, I realized it was actually LUBE!
Found this amazing lotion, it looked like it would make my s..
Found this amazing lotion, it looked like it would make my skin EXTRA soft this summer!
I hope that today is filled with sunshine, orgasms, and yeah..
I hope that today is filled with sunshine, orgasms, and yeah that's it! LOL! Good morning π
Dry, you know my nose hasn't been buried in something wet, a..
Dry, you know my nose hasn't been buried in something wet, and it NEEDS to be! π
I think that's it on how my MOOd is seen by nose. Wet, you K..
I think that's it on how my MOOd is seen by nose. Wet, you KNOW that my face has been buried in something soaking wet.
LOL, same with a dry nose⦠If my nose is dry, then you KNOW ..
LOL, same with a dry noseβ¦ If my nose is dry, then you KNOW I am not getting what I want! π
Lol, if I have a wet nose that would indicate my mood is GRE..
Lol, if I have a wet nose that would indicate my mood is GREAT! π
