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I had a dream that I was being tied up by my bra.Interpret t..
I had a dream that I was being tied up by my bra.Interpret that however you like.Either way, I woke up horny and highly motivated.
I swear I was just brushing my teeth like a normal person an..
I swear I was just brushing my teeth like a normal person and suddenly I’m arching in the mirror like it’s foreplay. Might need someone to come supervise my morning routines… just to make sure I behave.
Got turned on brushing my teeth this morning… should I be co..
Got turned on brushing my teeth this morning… should I be concerned? 😏 One second I was foaming at the mouth, the next I was foaming at the brain thinking about what else I could gag on. Oral hygiene or oral fixation? You decide.
𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓! Wan to see me squirt all over the floor in a..
𝐋𝐈𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓! Wan to see me squirt all over the floor in a library?? Then go to my DMs and quote #LIBRARYSQUIRT to see one of the RISKIEST scenes!
This morning I told myself, “Be productive,” and then I got ..
This morning I told myself, “Be productive,” and then I got distracted by how good I look naked in this lighting. Who needs clothes anyway?
Might recreate the whole “oops” moment just for you, but thi..
Might recreate the whole “oops” moment just for you, but this time with better lighting and fewer clothes.Tip if you want the neighbor’s POV 🥵
Pretty sure I caught him “mowing the lawn” twice this week, ..
Pretty sure I caught him “mowing the lawn” twice this week, and I do not think I am talking about actual grass 💦Tempted to give him a little wink next time just for fun.
It got worse… I bent over to grab something and heard him ga..
It got worse… I bent over to grab something and heard him gasp.I think he made a sound I usually only hear in DMs.
So now I am in a mental battle of:A) Close my curtainsB) Go ..
So now I am in a mental battle of:A) Close my curtainsB) Go full showgirl mode and start charging for front-row seats 😈
I tried to apologize, but the poor guy dropped his hose and ..
I tried to apologize, but the poor guy dropped his hose and walked into his fence.Not sure if I ruined his morning or made his entire year.
Accidentally flashed my neighbor and now he waves with both ..
Accidentally flashed my neighbor and now he waves with both hands 😆Honestly, I have never seen someone water their plants with that much enthusiasm.
Woke up feeling like a cinnamon roll: sweet, warm, and in de..
Woke up feeling like a cinnamon roll: sweet, warm, and in desperate need of being devoured 🥵
Freed the nipple, and suddenly I am craving whipped cream, c..
Freed the nipple, and suddenly I am craving whipped cream, compliments, and a LOT of trouble. DMs open for all three, bonus points if you bring snacks.
They’ve been undercover for way too long…Now they are out he..
They’ve been undercover for way too long…Now they are out here flashing confidence, chaos, and maybe a little side boob if you look closely 😈
Set the girls loose, and immediately knocked over my iced co..
Set the girls loose, and immediately knocked over my iced coffee. Was it worth it? Absolutely. Slightly cold now? Also yes. Want to come warm me up?
A breeze hit just right, and now I am 87% sure my neighbors ..
A breeze hit just right, and now I am 87% sure my neighbors are also free nipple advocates. Community support is everything 😆
Honestly, the second the bra came off, I swear I leveled up ..
Honestly, the second the bra came off, I swear I leveled up spiritually.These nipples are manifesting orgasms and tips simultaneously 😏
My boobs said “free the nipple,” so I obeyed 💗Then they aske..
My boobs said “free the nipple,” so I obeyed 💗Then they asked for oil, mood lighting, and a little attention. I think they might be divas now.
Tried to be peaceful and meditative this morning… but then I..
Tried to be peaceful and meditative this morning… but then I sat on the yoga mat and remembered how flexible I am 😆 Now we’re manifesting orgasms instead.
I asked Siri how to reverse a demonic thigh summon, and she ..
I asked Siri how to reverse a demonic thigh summon, and she just said “girl, same.”Might as well lean into it, want to join the ritual in my DMs?
If the devil is in the details, he lives somewhere between t..
If the devil is in the details, he lives somewhere between these thighs.Send tips to help contain the chaos, or unleash it entirely… your call 😏
I was just trying to look cute and spread a little… joy.Next..
I was just trying to look cute and spread a little… joy.Next thing I know, my thighs are clapping and the underworld is clapping back.
The camera overheated, the lights flickered, and my mirror f..
The camera overheated, the lights flickered, and my mirror fogged up.Was it my thighs? Was it the devil? Or am I the devil now? Either way… worth it 😏
Pretty sure something growled… and it was not me.Might need ..
Pretty sure something growled… and it was not me.Might need an exorcism or a second round. Hard to say 💦
I tried to take a sexy pic but accidentally summoned a demon..
I tried to take a sexy pic but accidentally summoned a demon with my thighs 😈It winked at me, asked for a safe word, and now I think we’re dating?
I just woke up and already moaned twice… once stretching, on..
I just woke up and already moaned twice… once stretching, once brushing my teeth. This mouth clearly has an agenda 😘
DMs are open if you’re feeling brave. No safe word, no brake..
DMs are open if you’re feeling brave. No safe word, no brakes, just you, me, and a questionable relationship with carbohydrates 💗
There’s a level of trust between two people when the only th..
There’s a level of trust between two people when the only thing stopping a breakdown or a breakdown is a baked good with a code name.Except in my case, I ate the code name! FUCK!
Someone actually brought me banana bread as a gift once and ..
Someone actually brought me banana bread as a gift once and I had to pretend it did not make me feral on sight.He had no idea the kind of trouble he baked into that loaf 😈
I like my kinks how I like my desserts… sweet, sticky, and s..
I like my kinks how I like my desserts… sweet, sticky, and something I can’t say no to.If you want a slice of this chaos, tip me and see what rises 💦
