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I'm not sure it's fully sunk into that thick head of yours, ..
I'm not sure it's fully sunk into that thick head of yours, so repeat after me: "Literally nothing I do is important except for sniffing up your farts, Goddess" Keep saying it over and over until it's all you can think about... ๐๐จ
That's it, loser ๐ ๐ Get your tongue as deep into my asshole ..
That's it, loser ๐ ๐ Get your tongue as deep into my asshole as you can, and not only do I stop crushing your balls, but you actually get to jerk yourself! You're going to be a broken little ass addict in no time ๐
Ewwwww the farts from all these protein shakes... mixed with..
Ewwwww the farts from all these protein shakes... mixed with the workout sweat baked into these yoga pants is just a special kind of disgusting ๐คข๐คฎ Ummmm why the fuck are you complaining?!? They're disgusting to ME, loser, they're precious snacks for you. Seriously, when will you properly realize that you're not a person? You're literally just my ass sniffing fart bitch ๐
Ok loser, I'm just going to relax in bed for a while... and ..
Ok loser, I'm just going to relax in bed for a while... and I want my ass worshiped while I do ๐ So bury your face as deep into my ass as you can, and start licking my asshole ๐
Seriously how cute is my outfit today! Hehehe good little sl..
Seriously how cute is my outfit today! Hehehe good little slave. Now beg to be my fart slave ๐ Ummm, beg better, loser. Don't you want to lick up my gas? Hahahaha that's better... Ok then! Mouth wide open, tongue out, and get your face right up against my asshole, loser ๐
Plant kisses all the way up my boots, and if I think you've ..
Plant kisses all the way up my boots, and if I think you've deserved it by the time you get to the top I MIGHT let you bury your face in my ass ๐
At this point it would honestly feel weird to be playing gam..
At this point it would honestly feel weird to be playing games and NOT sitting on a face ๐คทโโ๏ธ Like why would I ever use a seat? Now thank me for the privilege of having your face smothered in my gorgeous ass ๐ and get ready to sniff up my gas, loser ๐
You're seriously such a pathetic ass addicted loser. Why don..
You're seriously such a pathetic ass addicted loser. Why don't you give my sexy ass a nice big kiss? ๐ Ahahahahaha omg how does it feel to have a fart blast in your face right as you're kissing it ๐คข God you're such a loser! You know what though, I bet I can make this worse for you.... I'm going to pull down my panties, and I want you to literally lick the farts right out of my dirty asshole ๐คฎ Tongue out, loser... this is going to be so fucking nasty ๐ Check your DM's to purchase the full clip ๐ If you joi...
So like I honestly don't even know how... but I turn into an..
So like I honestly don't even know how... but I turn into an even bigger bitch whenever I drink. Oh well, looks like it's going to be a long, long night for you, bitch ๐
So trying to do yoga while desperately needing to fart is li..
So trying to do yoga while desperately needing to fart is like... not a thing hahahah. It feels so good to finally be back home where I can just let all the built up gas out onto your stupid loser face ๐๐จ๐จ God these are seriously so bad ๐คข I think they would have evacuated the room if I'd let these out during class lmao. Complain all you want, loser, but I'm going to sit on your face and let this gas out until I'm done... so you'd better just start sniffing them up, fart bitch ๐
Honestly, being this close to an ass this perfect is already..
Honestly, being this close to an ass this perfect is already too good for you, loser ๐ The LEAST you can do is show some appreciation by sucking up all my gas ๐๐จ๐จ
Okay, so I have like a serious question for all you fart sla..
Okay, so I have like a serious question for all you fart slaves... What is the most important thing in the entire world? ๐
Ummmm, what the fuck are you waiting for, loser? ๐๐จ I'm tryi..
Ummmm, what the fuck are you waiting for, loser? ๐๐จ I'm trying to relax here, so you'd better inhale every last bit of that for me ๐
Oh god this fart is going to be huuuuge... ๐คข Get your mouth ..
Oh god this fart is going to be huuuuge... ๐คข Get your mouth around my asshole... Right. Fucking. Now. Make a perfect seal around my ass with your lips, if I smell any of this I'm going to send a video of you sucking it up to your work ๐
Suck up my gas harder, loser ๐๐จ๐จ Bury your face in deeper, s..
Suck up my gas harder, loser ๐๐จ๐จ Bury your face in deeper, seal your lips around my asshole, and suck like your pathetic life depends on it ๐
I'm going to train you to be more appreciative of my gas ๐๐จ๐จ..
I'm going to train you to be more appreciative of my gas ๐๐จ๐จ First, my ass is going to completely smother you so that you can't breathe... Then I'm going to finally let you take a desperate breath right as I blast my farts in your face! Ugh, no thank you? So fucking rude. Oh well, let's try again ๐
How many hours a day do you spend wishing that you could suc..
How many hours a day do you spend wishing that you could suck a fart out of my perfect ass? ๐
I've seen you staring at my ass the whole way through this y..
I've seen you staring at my ass the whole way through this yoga class, loser ๐ If you love it so much, why don't you come bury your face in it? I might even have a surprise for you ๐
I'm going to try on a bunch of different outfits while I'm g..
I'm going to try on a bunch of different outfits while I'm getting ready to go out tonight ๐ฅ Lmaoooo did you think you were coming with me or something?? That's HILARIOUS. Shut up, sit in the corner, and suck up my farts for me while I get dressed ๐๐จ No, obviously you're not coming out with me and my friends - I'm finding a hot guy to go home with, and maybe if you're really lucky, I'll send you photos of me with him throughout the evening for you to jerk off to while you cry ๐ Did I mention how funny it ...
Today is just one of those days where I need to fucking dest..
Today is just one of those days where I need to fucking destroy someone ๐ I honestly doubt there'll be anything left of your face after I grind it to dust under my rough jeans, and then fart all over whatever is left of you hahaha ๐๐จ๐จ You'd better keep sniffing the whole time, bitch. I don't care how much pain you're in, I want to hear you sniffing harder ๐
Honestly, it would be more accurate to say "when" I fart, ra..
Honestly, it would be more accurate to say "when" I fart, rather than "if" I fart... but you'll find that out soon enough anyway ๐
Stick your nose so hard up against my asshole that your enti..
Stick your nose so hard up against my asshole that your entire face disappears into my gorgeous pink yoga pants ass ๐ and take a big, deep, sniff ๐๐จ I think I can see your body literally shaking with the vibrations from that absolute bomb hahahaha ๐๐ฃ
Here's what's going to happen, loser. You're going to worshi..
Here's what's going to happen, loser. You're going to worship my feet. Kiss them all over like they deserve ๐ฃ Then, whenever I feel my stomach gurgling, I'm going to slap your face with my feet, and you're going to shove your face into my ass and get ready to suck up the fart ๐๐จ๐จ We're going to repeat that process until all this gas works its way out of my asshole, and into your lungs. Understand?
Omg I've always wanted to try this... Once I've filled this ..
Omg I've always wanted to try this... Once I've filled this plastic bag up with nothing but my gas ๐๐จ you'll have literally no choice but to suck up all my farts when I pop it over your head!! ๐ Hmm I might have a couple left.. No worries, I'll just shove my ass in there and drop a few more bombs while your head is trapped in the bag hahaha
Doesn't the way my ass looks in this red thong right as I fa..
Doesn't the way my ass looks in this red thong right as I fart just make your mouth water? ๐
If you do a good enough job licking my sweaty feet clean... ..
If you do a good enough job licking my sweaty feet clean... and worshiping my sweaty yoga pants... I MIGHT even let you lick my asshole clean. So get to work, loser. Now ๐
The only place you will ever belong, is on your knees with y..
The only place you will ever belong, is on your knees with your face up - offered as a seat for my perfect ass ๐ Take a big long sniff of my gas if you understand ๐
I have an awesome new idea ๐ก instead of just farting into yo..
I have an awesome new idea ๐ก instead of just farting into your mouth, I'm going to make sure my gas gets shoved all the way down your throat as well ๐ I think pushing my farts down your throat with my gorgeous feet ๐ฃ is my new favourite way to use you hahaha ๐๐จ
Admit it, losers. It's all of them ๐
Admit it, losers. It's all of them ๐
I was expecting to just study together, but that was before ..
I was expecting to just study together, but that was before I found all the fart porn on your laptop ๐ป What the fuck!?! I have to test and see if you're seriously like... into girls farting ๐๐จ๐จ OMG you really are aren't you? God what a freak! Well I'm gassy as fuck, so why don't you sniff up my farts if you love them so much, you fucking loser ๐
