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Well if it ain’t a nylon seam obscuring a view 🤓
Well if it ain’t a nylon seam obscuring a view 🤓
Good morning! I have been up since half 5 this morning and d..
Good morning! I have been up since half 5 this morning and decided that taking photos and videos in extremely low light would be a good idea and totally won’t be grainy or blurry? 🥲 uh huh! I’m up early because I had a nightmare that I had a bird trapped in the bathroom. It’s definitely going to be one of those days 😂
Behold! My new menu 😂 $13 tip per one minute of video, made..
Behold! My new menu 😂 $13 tip per one minute of video, made ONLY for you! $7 tip per two photos, taken ONLY for you! Otherwise, enjoy my nude timeline and bi-Friday naughty play videos 😘
I was asked to make two reels with two different outfits and..
I was asked to make two reels with two different outfits and unfortunately I have been spending hours to remove a legitimate accidental nip-slip that I then uploaded and sent to LoveHoney 🙈 oh god oh god oh goddd! Featuring a small bonus video at the end - which given my current luck, I am surprised I didn’t also send LoveHoney 🥲
“The floor is dignity!” 😂
“The floor is dignity!” 😂
Please don’t judge my lack of progress on building the innar..
Please don’t judge my lack of progress on building the innards of my shed 🙈 it’s been SO COLD
This past month I have been in hotels more than I’ve been at..
This past month I have been in hotels more than I’ve been at home, I swear 😂 diggin’ the waterfall showers. The only downside is I am having fantasies of DIYing my own bathroom to have one which is maniacal considering all the other open projects I’ve not finished (and considering what I did last time I changed the shower 🥲 I’m too embarrassed to even say.)
Back on Newcastle turf! But for how long? 😅 it’s a surprise ..
Back on Newcastle turf! But for how long? 😅 it’s a surprise my books aren’t more snaggled than they are considering I take them eeeeeveryehere with me! 🙈 I’ve not been so on-the-ball with replying because some of this maths has been having my absolute LIFE. I don’t know if I’m rushing the learning or something but I’m reading a paragraph and realising, even after 8 times, I still haven’t absorbed what it’s saying and instead my mind is wandering to completely unrelated things 🥲
New boots and new lingerie day (and new satin playsuit day, ..
New boots and new lingerie day (and new satin playsuit day, but as you can see, I have taken it off here 😅) 🌸 whatcha think? Need licking? 😝 I am having an UTTER CRISIS having hit a brick wall with derivatives. All was going fine and well until (eerily fine and well!) but for some reason I’m just not getting this answer right! 🥲 I’ve lost a day to this dang thing! For anyone interested and/or good at calculus, I need to differentiate this: p(t) = te^t sin t Sounds dandy right? Use the product rule, okay… I keep getting the...
Dunno why I’m smirking, it’s not getting utilised 🥲💔
Dunno why I’m smirking, it’s not getting utilised 🥲💔
We nestle on the balcony for an early morning espresso in th..
We nestle on the balcony for an early morning espresso in the sun (I promise it was sunny right here! 😂) and you notice that I have clearly kissed the memo that crotchless bodysuit = definitely visible everything beneath the very thin veil of sheer nylon. So, Whatcha do? 🤓 a) ask me why I can’t dress myself like a proper adult, probably make me pay for the espresso too 😂; b) say nothing and pretend you don’t notice 👀 offer a foot massage so you’re on the right eyeline; c) take off the tights, they’re in the way; or d) all ...
There’s been a few days in a town now that it’s sunny and I’..
There’s been a few days in a town now that it’s sunny and I’m so excited for Spring 😭 heck this cold already! 😂 if it’s not going to snow then don’t bother being so cold man. Today marks the day I have submitted my maths assignment in a whole 16 days early! I blissfully await having daily nightmares about it until I get my result back 😂 if it’s anything less than 85% I’ll be a broken soul 😂
Happy New Year to you!! 😘 last year has felt like a maze (or..
Happy New Year to you!! 😘 last year has felt like a maze (or at the very least, a terrifying terrain filled with many hurdles 😂). So here’s my small boobs welcoming the new year with bouncy pert excitedness!
The happy soles and wandering fingers of a girl who finally ..
The happy soles and wandering fingers of a girl who finally finished the vectors module in maths. This new module is a beacon of hope for me yet 😂
Fresh out the shower 💖 Are we all recovered from the past w..
Fresh out the shower 💖 Are we all recovered from the past week then? 😂 financially and emotionally? I am not but a hot long shower helps me pretend I am! 🛁
Good morning! How are we doing today? 😋 I’ve spent this morn..
Good morning! How are we doing today? 😋 I’ve spent this morning being in what would be the best ever shower room to get up to no good. Oh, the woes of solo 😢😂
Festive love to you! 😘 I can’t be celebrating if not taking ..
Festive love to you! 😘 I can’t be celebrating if not taking terribly low-res photos at any personal given opportunity! 😂
Resting my feetsies after a wild week rushing about! Ominou..
Resting my feetsies after a wild week rushing about! Ominously, I haven’t given myself an injury despite rushing about in the workshop the way I have been- I feel suspiciously overdue one! If I’m destined to have one soon, can it please just be caused by my ankles being grabbed too roughly, rather than because I’ve stuck my hand into a sander? Pretty please make my last inevitable one a sexy one 🥺😂
Good morning! To further add to the option of being “slutty”..
Good morning! To further add to the option of being “slutty” yesterday; this dress isn’t too revealing, non?
Ouvert lingerie; practical, or slutty?
Ouvert lingerie; practical, or slutty?
It’s now definitely the time of year I need to have the heat..
It’s now definitely the time of year I need to have the heater on in here full-blast when working! I’ve already worn out one of the heaters! Maybe a little tip here to aid in me replacing it? 🥺 (I wanna be warm enough to make Friday Play videos in here! 😄 (I’ve also knackered the motor on my favourite saw and my favourite sander but that’s a whoooole other story 🥲) a little tip and I shall send you these 😘
Is this a precarious position enough for you?! 😅 Also - is..
Is this a precarious position enough for you?! 😅 Also - is anyone else’s messages being ASTRONOMICALLY slow?! Oh my goodness! You may have noticed my IG has (hopefully temporarily) disappeared 😔 I am working to get it back! ❤️ I’m beyond devastated!
Clearly I have taken the mick being down the shed lately to ..
Clearly I have taken the mick being down the shed lately to make festive wooden orders and take indecent pics because I’ve just managed to run out of all the heater gas 😭 and it’s now in the minus degrees here without heating 😂 I’m glutton for punishment! May need to heat me up the super natural way; friction 🥺
This catsuit is carnage 💀 I need to make filthy Play videos ..
This catsuit is carnage 💀 I need to make filthy Play videos in this urgently.
LoveHoney sent me another little set to model for them - do ..
LoveHoney sent me another little set to model for them - do you reckon I should only upload the one with the mishapen Rat festive ornament 😂
For someone who loves satin I don’t half love taking it off!
For someone who loves satin I don’t half love taking it off!
It was foggy and windy and like 3 degrees celcius this day -..
It was foggy and windy and like 3 degrees celcius this day - I escape hypothermia in the name of a sassy shoot once again! 😂
Having a crisis trying to load my inbox for messages (is you..
Having a crisis trying to load my inbox for messages (is yours failing to load, too?) so here is a photo of my pussy whilst we wait for this site to fix itself. 🙏🏻 Thankyou for your patience and enjoy!
I do reaaaaaally like this little outfit! ✈️ I’ll send you..
I do reaaaaaally like this little outfit! ✈️ I’ll send you some filthy things - a video, even, if you tip higher than $30! 😝 $10 are these two missing pics!
Excess cream can go in my espresso, Thankyou ☕️🥛
Excess cream can go in my espresso, Thankyou ☕️🥛
