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i relate to the inability to relate to people. like, let's t..
i relate to the inability to relate to people. like, let's talk about hanging out but never follow through because i'm so shy and scared you won't like me...aha 🥺💕🙌✨🦁
you know in kink how some people are "slaves" to others? is ..
you know in kink how some people are "slaves" to others? is there such a thing as a laundry slave? cus that would be dope. 🦁❤🤷♀️✨
only took three years but i finally finished eating that box..
only took three years but i finally finished eating that box of taquitos from costco, heck yah 🙌❤✨
TIL: Many Native American tribes, including the Anishinaabe ..
TIL: Many Native American tribes, including the Anishinaabe and the Haudenosaunee people, use the back of a turtle’s shell as a lunar calendar. Depending on how we measure a lunar month, the moon goes around the earth for approximately 28 days. So in one year (365 days), the moon goes around 13 times, giving us 13 lunar months with 28 days each. Conveniently, if we examine a turtle’s shell, we find the same pattern of numbers of lunar months in a year and days in a lunar month.
Hey guys, you may have noticed I went totally absent over th..
Hey guys, you may have noticed I went totally absent over the last week. Let me begin by apologizing to you for going stone cold quiet without any word on why.. On Thursday morning I got a call from my youngest cousin saying that my Grandma fell down her stairs while getting ready for Easter last week. The news scared me so much that I rushed down to her side to make sure she was alright. Her fall caused a weird pain in her neck and a consistent headache, however, other than that she physically feels fine. But emotionally, I felt like a wreck. ...
whenever I talk about me and friend doing something, there's..
whenever I talk about me and friend doing something, there's a good bet that my friend is actually a pizza, tbh 😁✨🦁
please help me caption this 🤷♀️🍀💕
please help me caption this 🤷♀️🍀💕
ok real talk, would pinocchio catch fire when he masturbates..
ok real talk, would pinocchio catch fire when he masturbates? 🤷♀️🥵✨
You've never done a challenge like this before 😈 Tip $10 to ..
You've never done a challenge like this before 😈 Tip $10 to start the challenge, if you think you can resist cumming for me for 30 days 💪🏼❤
🌼HAPPY🌻SPRING🌷 -i was so excited for spring, that i-.... i...
🌼HAPPY🌻SPRING🌷 -i was so excited for spring, that i-.... i..... I WET MY PLANTS 😨 hehe new toesy foot fetish video was just sent out to everyone's PPVs! if you didn't get it, tip $5 for it ASAP! xoxo KB 💞
i miss the good old days when no one knew what gluten was an..
i miss the good old days when no one knew what gluten was and most coffee creamers still has ACTUAL dairy..anyone else? 🤦♀️✨💕
I want to get a life coach so I can pour Gatorade on him whe..
I want to get a life coach so I can pour Gatorade on him when I do well. 😂💕
btw, happy 1 year anniversary to the Kids Cuisine in my free..
btw, happy 1 year anniversary to the Kids Cuisine in my freezer! 😂💕✨
I hope you like dad jokes…. Why is spring a great time to st..
I hope you like dad jokes…. Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business? Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash. 😅🌱
i’m so excited for spring that i wet my plants 🌱 😛
i’m so excited for spring that i wet my plants 🌱 😛
argh do my best proofreading right after I hit send. 😂🤷♀️
argh do my best proofreading right after I hit send. 😂🤷♀️
Live streaming online is like being at a party in that I say..
Live streaming online is like being at a party in that I say stuff to myself and sometimes people listen lol 😅👌✨
shot myself right in the face while trying to be sexy today…..
shot myself right in the face while trying to be sexy today…. but the rest of the video looks great i swear!! 🥲💕 i’ll try to finish editing it tonight after my stream on KristieCam✨ this evening! ps can we appreciate the detail the camera was able to capture?!?
a blooper from my recent set… a rock went into a very unfort..
a blooper from my recent set… a rock went into a very unfortunate place 🥲 ps thank you so much for the tips! this was one of the hardest sets i’ve ever taken. it required constant angle checking, checking for peepers…. 🙈 i really appreciate the two guys who sent love for the set. i really didn’t expect anything from the set since it was experimental, so thank you 🥺 thank you so much for showing me that little bit of gratitude. it’s really hard to post fully nude images, but maybe i’ll try more often. again, thank you for su...
Recently, i’ve been feeling creatively blocked. frustrated. ..
Recently, i’ve been feeling creatively blocked. frustrated. annoyed. i want to create something more than what i have been. something that invokes emotion in others; i want to create work that forces me to focus on crafting my skill. This brings me too my most recent nude set: Nude by Nightlight 🌙 as night fell, i noticed for the first time how private my backyard was.. yet… i had to be sure that no one could really see me. after some thinking, i decided that the best way to test my privacy fence was to take off my clothes, fling my pan...
why does Sam always have to perv?? 😑
why does Sam always have to perv?? 😑
Holy cowwwww i didn’t finish my gardening until around 3am… ..
Holy cowwwww i didn’t finish my gardening until around 3am… fluff me up my body hurts 😅✌🏻
this week has been insane!! will post a GIANT update tomorro..
this week has been insane!! will post a GIANT update tomorrow and send each of you a special present in your inbox 🥰🌺 your likes, subs, and comments are so heckin appreciated during the busiest week ever. 💕 ily guys, and i can’t wait to show you all the hard work to make privacy in my backyard, and what i plan to do with it now😈🪴
okay, i'm doing this at least once. thoughts? 😂
okay, i'm doing this at least once. thoughts? 😂
concept: coffins - the ultimate and final ravioli 😲😅
concept: coffins - the ultimate and final ravioli 😲😅
You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling th..
You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off.😈👌✨
im going to tell my kids this is, "The Last Jedi" movie 😈
im going to tell my kids this is, "The Last Jedi" movie 😈
it’s getting a lil cheeky out here 😋
it’s getting a lil cheeky out here 😋
it looks like im cumming from a Leprechaun Bukkak3... But yo..
it looks like im cumming from a Leprechaun Bukkak3... But you know what, its always a good Stream Night when you're wet and messy 😋💚✨ PS which was your favorite of the bloopers?
even BETTER than breakfast cereal: lunch cereal and dinner c..
even BETTER than breakfast cereal: lunch cereal and dinner cereal..tbh i eat a lot of cereal. 😅👌❤
