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The best alarm clock? A 5-year-ol poking your face at 6 AM.😭
The best alarm clock? A 5-year-ol poking your face at 6 AM.😭
I could be productive this weekend… but where’s the fun in t..
I could be productive this weekend… but where’s the fun in that? 😉
Swipe right… but only if you can keep up. 😉
Swipe right… but only if you can keep up. 😉
Nothing beats the feeling of getting lost in a good book… un..
Nothing beats the feeling of getting lost in a good book… until my kiddo find me. 😂
I don’t do love triangles… but I do love curves. 😏
I don’t do love triangles… but I do love curves. 😏
Concert tickets may be expensive, but the happiness is price..
Concert tickets may be expensive, but the happiness is priceless. 🎶❤️
Every award show is just an excuse for me to judge red carpe..
Every award show is just an excuse for me to judge red carpet outfits. 💅
Wouldn’t you rather be tangled up with me? 😈
Wouldn’t you rather be tangled up with me? 😈
Me: Does one task ‘Wow, I deserve a break.’ 😌
Me: Does one task ‘Wow, I deserve a break.’ 😌
Me: Has a slight cough Google: ‘You have 24 hours to live.’ ..
Me: Has a slight cough Google: ‘You have 24 hours to live.’ 😭
Work-life balance’ is just me working and then pretending I ..
Work-life balance’ is just me working and then pretending I don’t have work. 🤡
Cooking at home: 30 mins. Eating: 5 mins. Cleaning up: 3-5 b..
Cooking at home: 30 mins. Eating: 5 mins. Cleaning up: 3-5 business days. 😂
I make bad decisions look really, really good. 😉
I make bad decisions look really, really good. 😉
Forget chocolates… unwrap me instead. 😘
Forget chocolates… unwrap me instead. 😘
Nothing brings people together like good food and free snack..
Nothing brings people together like good food and free snacks. 😂
Who needs a Valentine when you can spoil yourself better tha..
Who needs a Valentine when you can spoil yourself better than anyone else? 💖
Every shopping trip starts with ‘I just need one thing’ and ..
Every shopping trip starts with ‘I just need one thing’ and ends with ‘How did this happen?’ 😭
Are you sure you can handle me? Let’s find out. 😏
Are you sure you can handle me? Let’s find out. 😏
Why does medicine taste like straight-up poison? Like hello,..
Why does medicine taste like straight-up poison? Like hello, I’m already suffering. 🤢
You know you’re a mom when ‘sleeping in’ means anything past..
You know you’re a mom when ‘sleeping in’ means anything past 7 AM. 😂
Keep looking—I love being admired. 😘
Keep looking—I love being admired. 😘
You’ve been warned: I’m dangerously irresistible. 🔥
You’ve been warned: I’m dangerously irresistible. 🔥
Mom, I don’t like this dinner.’ Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t real..
Mom, I don’t like this dinner.’ Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize this was a restaurant. 😂
Why does the last hour of work feel longer than the first se..
Why does the last hour of work feel longer than the first seven combined? 😭
Why does the last hour of work feel longer than the first se..
Why does the last hour of work feel longer than the first seven combined? 😭
Can’t keep my eyes off you… and it looks like you can’t eith..
Can’t keep my eyes off you… and it looks like you can’t either. 😘
That feeling when you finally clear your inbox... only for f..
That feeling when you finally clear your inbox... only for five new emails to appear instantly. 🙃
Dare to keep up with me? 😏
Dare to keep up with me? 😏
Some days you’re the productive employee, some days you’re j..
Some days you’re the productive employee, some days you’re just staring at the screen hoping no one notices.
Put on workout clothes this morning. Did I work out? No. But..
Put on workout clothes this morning. Did I work out? No. But I thought about it, and that counts. 💪😂
