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It was all sci-fi and snarls at my Princess Leia tribute yes..
It was all sci-fi and snarls at my Princess Leia tribute yesterday. Had a great May the 4th! I don't think Princess Leia is going to be cosplay completed though. :) If you want to come on my face in this outfit after it's already been came on, look for my pictures set coming out later today.
I will have a pic or two available of the package I took on ..
I will have a pic or two available of the package I took on my face tonight :) Check your inbox!
Feeling the Force this May the 4th. And by Force, I mean the..
Feeling the Force this May the 4th. And by Force, I mean the Power of this throat! #PrincessLeia #throatgoat #starwars #franchiseme
The first time I ever looked at my vagina from a close up an..
The first time I ever looked at my vagina from a close up and personal perspective was when I found a dirty magazine at my uncle's fishing cabin. I honestly don't know if there was a penis in the magazine, but the girls legs were spread wide open, all completely nude. I remember being so amazed that that's what it looked like down there, I had to go get a hand mirror and see for myself. That's all I did for the two days they were away fishing. I just turned the pages of that cumlogged magazine and looked at those spreaded puss...
It is hard not to think about all of you who are jerking off..
It is hard not to think about all of you who are jerking off over me the day after getting my Slow Job video. #cumshot #facialstations
DICK RATINGS!! $10 if you want my opinion on your 🍆. $40 and..
DICK RATINGS!! $10 if you want my opinion on your 🍆. $40 and I'll send you a video of my reaction ;)
So I finally got my infamous Slow Job video on tape. It's no..
So I finally got my infamous Slow Job video on tape. It's not showing up in my post with a description so I thought I would please you guys and send it all here. Please let me know what you think about my first XXX vid with someone else.
Butt capes are my new fav accessory! Can't wait to do this w..
Butt capes are my new fav accessory! Can't wait to do this whole shoot. Also, remember that notorious slow job? Well, I finally got it on camera and when I can figure out how to attach a thumbnail to this b**** I will be releasing it. :)
Stream started at 04/28/2023 08:16 pm
Stream started at 04/28/2023 08:16 pm
The one cruddy thing about using sex as your favorite drug: ..
The one cruddy thing about using sex as your favorite drug: tolerance The more endorphins one needs, the kinkier must one get.
If Bettie Page grew up in the 90s.
If Bettie Page grew up in the 90s.
Happy 100th Birthday Bettie! She changed the way women and s..
Happy 100th Birthday Bettie! She changed the way women and sexuality were viewed in a very mainstream culture. Her videos are so tame in today's world but even so, you can see the sexuality in her eyes so clearly. That's why I'm having pin up week. I don't know what it is about the clothing and lingerie from that era, but they instantly give a woman a very sexual, vamp feel. It's very much a slutty look. Can't wait to play with this and share all the filthy things I think a pin-up girl would have enjoyed. Oh yeah, d...
The yearly race in Texas to see how much naughty stuff you c..
The yearly race in Texas to see how much naughty stuff you can do outside before it gets too hot.
When you get that new car kind of horny.
When you get that new car kind of horny.
Whenever I go through something, I always write about it, to..
Whenever I go through something, I always write about it, to get rid of it in my head. Like a sage burning ritual, only to my brain. I feel like this subject deserved a song, because so many of us can unfortunately relate to loving someone who is addicted to something. Whether it be substance, person or beanie baby addiction, most people need something to relieve the stress of the world. That's why bdsm is so important to me! It's like a great drug with very tolerable side effects. Like persistent bruising on the thighs. :) I've o...
My xxx bad bunny video is back, all fixed! Along with 30 ho..
My xxx bad bunny video is back, all fixed! Along with 30 hot pics to jerk too. Bad Bunnies are the sluttiest bunnies. That's why they have to have two carrots (or more) to be satisfied. I talk about being a bad bunny while recreating the story of my first DP. #doublepenetratemeporfavor
I forgot to tell you guys about Saturday. I went over to his..
I forgot to tell you guys about Saturday. I went over to his house and we were going to do some bondage and pictures. I'm so horny I ask to go to the bedroom after only a couple pictures ( I have a couple Polaroids from the shoot, it would have been so hot had we did it lol) So he lays me on the bed, carefully unfolding a washable pad under me. And then the proceeds to make me squirt 7 or 8 times, with only two of his fingers. He made me keep coming until I couldn't stay awake anymore and then I went home. And I didn't even see or...
Ahhh, I love it when a creative ideal comes to fruition, you..
Ahhh, I love it when a creative ideal comes to fruition, you think about it for days, do it, post it.....then never look at carrots the same again. Next ideal though. I think a Bettie Page tribute is in order. I just have to figure out the best way. Watching her videos now would be a bit like Tik Toks. But the essence hasn't changed. A man wants a girl who will dress sexy for him, wiggle her tits and ass to any music nearby, and who will look him straight on with come fuck me eyes. Basically, the idea of a true sexy woman is just one with ...
My Bad Bunny picture set and over 15 min XXX vid is dropping..
My Bad Bunny picture set and over 15 min XXX vid is dropping tonight! I explain what I think being a bad bunny is all about, and then tell the story of my first real DP....while recreating it, with carrots! And my vibrator for a bit to make it hop :) A bunny's gotta do what a bunny's gotta do. Til she gets a man anyway!
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips ex..
Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me.
I'm tired and I have sub drop. Bleh
I'm tired and I have sub drop. Bleh
Do you like good bunnies, bad bunnies, or both? It's been a ..
Do you like good bunnies, bad bunnies, or both? It's been a fun week, and super ready to show you guys my bad bunny video :)
Had the best freaking weekend. Friday I went to a dungeon pa..
Had the best freaking weekend. Friday I went to a dungeon party, feeling super confident. No social anxiety because I knew at least I'd be around people like me. Ok, a bit of anxiety. But, even if I just stayed for thirty minutes, I was determined. So I drove down to the the city and the space was in a small strip mall with a very discreet sign. Inside it was gorgeous, leather furniture, metal points for tying on EVERYTHING. Red and black was the theme colors and it kind of has this Sci Fi feel to it. Once inside the group was so, so wel...
At the dog park with the cheese. Why do they think taking a ..
At the dog park with the cheese. Why do they think taking a picture sucks out their soul or something?
I just squirted from only his fingers a good ten times. When..
I just squirted from only his fingers a good ten times. When he would put his thumb in my mouth with one hand while pulling it all out of my g spot with the other... Skadoosh. Simply. Skadoosh.
OMG!!!!!!! I had so much fun going to the Dungeon last night..
OMG!!!!!!! I had so much fun going to the Dungeon last night. My pics from the bathroom because you can't take pics out there obviously. I watched fire play, spanking, sensation play, so, so many things. Met some super cool people and got tied up and suspended in ropes. It was painful, beautiful, and appreciated. My head is still 🎆🎇🎆 Xoxo Jess
The first video in my new series about being a switch is dro..
The first video in my new series about being a switch is dropping tonight! I talk about what it's like to be a good bunny and all the things of good bunny should do for her man, all while teasing you and then putting the carrot exactly where a well behaved bunny deserves. :) In her hooha The rest of this peep eating pic set is also included with the over 10 min vid. Xoxo
Lesson of the day. Some carrots have hairs growing on their ..
Lesson of the day. Some carrots have hairs growing on their shaft. Don't be a carrot.
