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The New Slut me Out Smurfy! Now in stores. Want to know why ..
The New Slut me Out Smurfy! Now in stores. Want to know why she comes with extra bandages? Story out soon.
What kind of girl needs bandages on her knees?
What kind of girl needs bandages on her knees?
Just a little tease of my newest video! Can you tell where I..
Just a little tease of my newest video! Can you tell where I put my toy?
Update in my quest for an only fans partner! First...Why am..
Update in my quest for an only fans partner! First...Why am I on a quest? Why not just use anyone that volunteers and fits the fetish? Because, I really want this to be authentic. Picture sets are great with other people, but whenever I'm showing the world how I suck cock or get fucked. I really do want it to be by the person that is most desirable to me. And I want to live out my own fantasies. So anyway, a couple weeks ago we put a add out on a fetish website just stating some things about myself and that I was looking for a partner. ...
Just because I play an occasional naughty stepmom, it doesn'..
Just because I play an occasional naughty stepmom, it doesn't mean I don't appreciate the Daddy's of the world! Being a good girl has no expiration date :)
My friend Bob looked up the massage place that I got a happy..
My friend Bob looked up the massage place that I got a happy ending at. And they have no reviews or any evidence that they ever do that. So my situation was apparently unique. It DEF makes me feel like a badass bitch, and gives me the perspective of the other side of the coin. The will they or won't they of the massage happy endings. Is it worth going back this weekend just to see if he can restrain himself from fucking me?
I started out in the online cam sex business when I was 20. ..
I started out in the online cam sex business when I was 20. I had been online since I was 18 and chat rooms were very new then. I remember going to a chat room to chat with all my new best friends and thinking "I really hope that someone asked me to show my tits today because I really want to". Most of the time, no one even asked! That's how respectful everyone was. Weird. It was a different, more intimate time. When chat rooms were only for the people that were smart enough to know how to get online, haha. I knew pretty quickly af...
I got it in my bottom today. It had been a really long while..
I got it in my bottom today. It had been a really long while. Anal is always one of those things that I never promise. It has to be something that you really, really want. Because when you really, really want something in your bottom, there's not a lot of things that are going to stop you, man or woman. Coming with his cock in my ass, is such an interesting sensation. Because it's like your pussy is gripping on to nothing, yet you can feel the contractions in your ass. When he messaged me this morning, I figured what the heck. I'v...
Little Bo Peek :)
Little Bo Peek :)
The dance teacher is coming over. How do I look?
The dance teacher is coming over. How do I look?
Today's pictures are for my favorite subculture of men.....t..
Today's pictures are for my favorite subculture of men.....the nerds. And, for the sneaker heads. Cuz she's got them J's on her feet :)
Happy Independence Day! Give me a D! And another D! Heck..
Happy Independence Day! Give me a D! And another D! Heck, I'm game for a third D.
Last night I invited someone over to teach me the merengue. ..
Last night I invited someone over to teach me the merengue. I've been wanting to take dance classes but wanted a one-on-one first just so I felt comfortable in a group. He was a little taller than me and way more handsome than I expected from the picture on the website. When people come into my apartment they are always kind of taken aback because of the way it's set up. It's a lot like climbing into a tower of a castle. You don't expect it to look like it does on the inside whenever you see it from the outside. I had cleared o...
Mother Freaking Capes Yalllllll
Mother Freaking Capes Yalllllll
It has been a minute since I looked in a man's eyes the enti..
It has been a minute since I looked in a man's eyes the entire time I was sucking his cock. And it's been longer than a minute for me to do that three times in a row. But that's what happened last night. So I was inspired to do a little Queen of Hearts shoot. Want to see under my hoop skirt?
Okay so here's my naughty story from a couple of days ago. ..
Okay so here's my naughty story from a couple of days ago. A couple months ago I went to get a massage because I had a tension headache for 3 days that I could not get rid of. Well, the first time I was hurting so bad that I just didn't pay attention to draping or being discreet. I had him focus on my upper back and neck but because I knew that was what was causing the tension headache. Although he was small in stature, his hands were very very strong. And feeling that release that comes with a pressure massage was definitely turnin...
Had a great time testing out a new stunt cock last night. I ..
Had a great time testing out a new stunt cock last night. I don't think I've met the Fred to my Wilma yet but maybe the seeking is the best part :)
I was just giving a happy ending at a massage place that I t..
I was just giving a happy ending at a massage place that I thought was legitimate. Instead it legitimately rocked. Story to come. Just like I did. Like, 10 times.
I was so glad to be home that I decided to dress up, put in ..
I was so glad to be home that I decided to dress up, put in a fur butt plug, and show off my kitty, up close and personal. Slutty, graphic and my kinkiest set yet. Spreading my pussy apart while feeling the cold steel in my bottom has got me so horny. Over 20 pics that this kitty wants you to jerk off all over.
How to make a Hoe into a Housewife
How to make a Hoe into a Housewife
Crazy for you! 13 straight jacket pics and five of them are ..
Crazy for you! 13 straight jacket pics and five of them are me spreading wide so you can see inside of me.
Feeling my Austin feels! And since it's a free the nipple ci..
Feeling my Austin feels! And since it's a free the nipple city...When in rome!
I was not feeling my hotel and got so homesick. I miss my be..
I was not feeling my hotel and got so homesick. I miss my bed. There's nothing to inspire in a hotel room especially one that smells weird. So, I rented a house for the rest of my stay here in Austin. Going to get settled in tonight and be so much happier and so will the chihuahuas. Decided to engage in some retail therapy beforehand to see if I can get an idea for a costume.
If you could see through two concrete walls the capital woul..
If you could see through two concrete walls the capital would be right there behind us!
Ive been on a fuck an Austinite mission. Not going well. I'v..
Ive been on a fuck an Austinite mission. Not going well. I've slipped away from a guy that called himself my Master after one date. AND a guy that looked like Sawyer from Lost but acted like a crackhead. And spit conspiracy theories. No, no no. FML.
My outfit today. I was at an estate sale last week and the g..
My outfit today. I was at an estate sale last week and the guy sold me every color of the rainbow of antique lace for sewing for $2. So now I have chokers to match everything!
Almost Three minutes of video of me smoking in bright red li..
Almost Three minutes of video of me smoking in bright red lipstick. And a few bonus pics :)
Howdy Austin!! I am so excited to be here! The chihuahuas ar..
Howdy Austin!! I am so excited to be here! The chihuahuas are play fighting on the bed beside me, so I think they are too. I took some photos last night of me in street clothes so you would recognize me :)
I was a week after jr year when I first got my own apartment..
I was a week after jr year when I first got my own apartment, if you could call it that. It was in a abandoned hotel that had "upgraded" into apartments to use as weekly rentals. Because of that, each apartment was just two rooms with the wall between knocked out. So even though it was a shit hole it was a shit hole with two full bathrooms. And a hot plate. This was very late 90s but the comforter was black velvet and obviously from the '70s, and I was afraid to sleep under it so I only slept on top with the sheet in between. The m...
Jk, dating me is actually like this.
Jk, dating me is actually like this.















