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Got some Dolly Parton coming for ya!
Got some Dolly Parton coming for ya!
What about them Duke boys?
What about them Duke boys?
Okay so this Daisy Duke thing is so fun. And I've already go..
Okay so this Daisy Duke thing is so fun. And I've already gotten great suggestions for the video. I am so excited to continue country week. The dukes of Hazzard was a staple to most of us growing up in the '90s, especially those of us without cable TV. Daisy Duke was sweet and sexy and I loved her. And after I found out that the daisy Duke look was captured by her, always wearing sheer pantyhose (my top personal fetish) under her shorts, mandated by the producers for any naughty slip-ins, I had to do some pictures in tribute of her.
Over 7 minutes of me all dressed in leopard sucking a big co..
Over 7 minutes of me all dressed in leopard sucking a big cock and taking a load all over my face.
Country week continues with a little Shania in "That don't i..
Country week continues with a little Shania in "That don't impress me much". I love this outfit and I love Shania and I know I don't do her justice. Still had so much fun! Video with my new OF stunt cock coming out tonight too.
Soooooo..... I got another massage today. I asked him to w..
Soooooo..... I got another massage today. I asked him to work on my upper back and shoulders and he did such a great job at deep tissue, I felt like I was melting into the table. The massage was so relaxing and gentle but firm, alternating sides and texture. The oils, rocks, and even the texture of the sheets all combined onto my body. I was going from a relaxed state, to turned on, to aware of his energy, and then doing it all over again. He massaged my scalp for a good while in the beginning and when he massaged my arms and hands, I ...
I will be reposting some of my earlier video and picture set..
I will be reposting some of my earlier video and picture sets because I didn't understand how to put thumbnails on them before. This is my Candyland set with a bunch of hot pics and an over 6 minute XXX video of me coming for you.
Blame it all on my roots! Being from Poplar Bluff Missouri, ..
Blame it all on my roots! Being from Poplar Bluff Missouri, I can't deny my country roots. Graduating with 40 others, it made it hard to be a slut. Especially whenever I went to Walmart! I saw someone I fucked there every single time. This week we're going to explore my love for Dolly Parton, some Shania Twain, Daisy Duke, and the character that started it all....Or at least the first woman that I ever saw act sexy in front of men. Miss Kitty from Gunsmoke! I have a stage and I hope to put on a very fun showgirl type performance! Make ...
What do you think of my new set?! I just finished it. Can yo..
What do you think of my new set?! I just finished it. Can you guess what my theme is? I finally have a stage 💜
What happens when a classy business woman gets home from wor..
What happens when a classy business woman gets home from work? She asks for a foot rub! All about cute Barbie pink toes. 9 minutes of my favorite fetish!
What's your favorite type of slut?
What's your favorite type of slut?
The Cheshire Cat: A favorite among many who enjoy Alice in..
The Cheshire Cat: A favorite among many who enjoy Alice in Wonderland. With the iconic line, "we're all mad here", Cheshire was thought to represent the plight of the mentally ill and homeless during the authors time. The character is relatable to all. I remember being so very frustrated when watching the movie and hearing how the cat talked to Alice. Why wouldn't he just speak in complete sentences?, I wondered. Just tell her! I thought. But, when it comes to sexuality, sometimes the words needed don't form as well as...
Time is relative! And never so relative as when your coming...
Time is relative! And never so relative as when your coming. My White Rabbit is just that. I set a timer for 5 minutes, lay back, use my magic wand, and see how many times I can come. W. This video is rated r because whenever I'm using my wand I have to close my legs to prevent the sensation from overcoming me, so this one's on my face boys.
So the guy ended up having to hang my yoga swing from the be..
So the guy ended up having to hang my yoga swing from the beam between my two main rooms because there was 12 in of insulation above the ceiling subfloor. I was kind of upset that that was the only place it would go. But, I think with a little imagination, it all worked out.
With my new White Rabbit video I would like to speak to the ..
With my new White Rabbit video I would like to speak to the subject of time and sexuality. We all known by now that time is relative and it's never more relative than whenever you are trying to orgasm. It starts a few minutes in. The thoughts in your head say it's probably only 5 minutes but what if it's been 50? For girls it's all sorts of things: Does he like the way I taste? Are his shoulders comfortable? What if he doesn't like how I smell? Is he kneeling on my hair? How does he stick out his tongue that long? A lot. ...
What does the white rabbit never have? Time! My new video i..
What does the white rabbit never have? Time! My new video is me setting a timer and seeing how many times I can come in 5 minutes. Place your bets, boys.
Guess who figured out the settings on her camera? This girl..
Guess who figured out the settings on her camera? This girl! White Rabbit video coming tonight!
Sometimes the best way to beat the heat is to cool off your ..
Sometimes the best way to beat the heat is to cool off your warmest area!
Follow up reports confirm that what we have here, is actuall..
Follow up reports confirm that what we have here, is actually...a big fucking mess ladies and gentlemen. Stay tuned!
Today on Smurfy News! A true look at the unique and often ..
Today on Smurfy News! A true look at the unique and often unspoken expenses of being a super slut. Yes, it is satisfying and fun for all parties. But, as water and electric bills continue to rise, sluttiness comes at what true cost? Tonight at 11:00
I can't remember if I ever posted this whenever I did my bli..
I can't remember if I ever posted this whenever I did my blink 182 nurse cosplay. So, if you did jerk off to it already, do it again!
When Smurfy goes down the rabbit hole, she finds herself in ..
When Smurfy goes down the rabbit hole, she finds herself in Wonderland. She notices a box that says lick me, she opens it and promptly shrinks. In dismay, she finds a box that says fuck me, and realizes what she must do to be big again. XXX
Wanna go down the rabbit hole with me this week?
Wanna go down the rabbit hole with me this week?
Regret in the form of a sweaty afternoon.
Regret in the form of a sweaty afternoon.
One reason only. HEB Waffles. My newest discovery, muse and ..
One reason only. HEB Waffles. My newest discovery, muse and obsession.
HEB on a Sunday? In 112 degree, Texas, mid afternoon heat?
HEB on a Sunday? In 112 degree, Texas, mid afternoon heat?
Doing the fairy pictures this week, my set definitely remind..
Doing the fairy pictures this week, my set definitely reminded me of the caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland. So of course I had to dress up like it! His famous line is Who are you? And I got to thinking about how much we are driven by our early sexual experiences. My first hint that there was anything pornographic in the world was from a boyfriend that said we could watch porn together. This boyfriends dad happened to own a quick stop with a VHS rental attached to it. With one entire top long rack about 6 ft. long with pornographic titles, al...
