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It's smooching time! 💋
It's smooching time! 💋
They say hindsight is 20/20, but what about HEINIEsight? 🍑 👓
They say hindsight is 20/20, but what about HEINIEsight? 🍑 👓
The calm before the spanking storm ⛈️
The calm before the spanking storm ⛈️
I'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russ..
I'm practicing my cannonball form. How do you think the Russian judges would rate it? 💥
Shedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). ..
Shedding my skin (clothes)! I'm a sexy snake (human being). 🐍
Would it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to ..
Would it be animal abuse if I used these round flamingos to practice my slam dunking skills? ⛹️♀️
***It's Valentine's Day*** ❤️! And I am your goddess of luuu..
***It's Valentine's Day*** ❤️! And I am your goddess of luuuuuuuv! If this picture makes your romantic heart go pitter-pat, check out the rest of the set! 😍 ***Tip...*** 💘 $5 for two pics 💘 $8 for five pics 💘 $10 for ten pics 💘 $12 for the whole shebang! (10+5 pics -- I'm not allowed to write out that number on this site 💔)
Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'..
Mmm maybe a water/fire-type combo, come to think. Because I'm often wet and always hot 💧🔥
I'm a water-type Pokemon. Sea what I mean? 🐠 💦
I'm a water-type Pokemon. Sea what I mean? 🐠 💦
Top o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! 🍀
Top o' the mornin' to ya, lads and lasses! 🍀
Self-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and th..
Self-care is important. Give yourself a hug every now and then 🫂
Snippity snap, the booty is 🔙!
Snippity snap, the booty is 🔙!
Focusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly us..
Focusing my mental energy until I can unzip someone's fly using only the power of my mind 🧠 👖
Surprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flav..
Surprise taste test! Take it out so I can tell you what flavor you are! 🍭
Steely Dan put me in timeout! 😣 Wait...does he have the auth..
Steely Dan put me in timeout! 😣 Wait...does he have the authority to do that?
I clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These..
I clicked my heels together but you're still not here! These magic shoes I stole from that witch are a bust! 🧹
I think there's room for your hand in here, too! 🤝
I think there's room for your hand in here, too! 🤝
I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient ..
I have tallied the votes and the results are in! A sentient pickle is our next president! 🥳🥒🥳 Uh, I mean, the ***livestream happening THIS SATURDAY*** starts at 7PM PST ***only on The Other Site*** (see link in the picture)! Mark your calendars ✏️! Set every alert 📢! Call the National Guard 😱! I do livestreams twice a year at most, so this is a BIG DEAL (if you like livestreams). There will be prizes (free custom, free photos, free month sub, etc etc!), dancing, silly jokes, and Steely Dan -- the pet rooster with authority ...
What are these called again? Broobs? Tutties? Honkers?! I do..
What are these called again? Broobs? Tutties? Honkers?! I don't remember! 😭
Won't you join me for my morning stretches? Pants off first,..
Won't you join me for my morning stretches? Pants off first, though. It ups your flexibility. 🤸
I learned this trick in the Circus Circus buffet line! 🎪
I learned this trick in the Circus Circus buffet line! 🎪
Hey! Stop *stair*-ing! (do you see what I did there?) 😹 😹 😹
Hey! Stop *stair*-ing! (do you see what I did there?) 😹 😹 😹
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! Wait, am I late? 🤶
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! Wait, am I late? 🤶
I'm livestreaming 🥳! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th ..
I'm livestreaming 🥳! Save the date! Saturday, February 10th 💘! In the meantime... tell me when this rare occurrence should happen! (yes, there are only two options because I am a grandma and need my beauty sleep 🥲)
Chest out, back straight, elbows up? In any case, good postu..
Chest out, back straight, elbows up? In any case, good posture is the key to success! 🗝️
If I were to get a full back tattoo, what do you think it sh..
If I were to get a full back tattoo, what do you think it should be?
Balconies are also great places to air out your behind! 🌇
Balconies are also great places to air out your behind! 🌇
Balconies are a great place to air these puppies out 🏙️
Balconies are a great place to air these puppies out 🏙️
A message for Steely Dan 🖕
A message for Steely Dan 🖕
Introducing the amazing Kupcake-Inator! (if you know, you kn..
Introducing the amazing Kupcake-Inator! (if you know, you know 😉)
