TheFunMilf

How I start my weekdays… some coffee… with some boobie milk and an orgasm of course! 😈 Serious question… what would you do if you got to wake up to me every morning?

Hubby caught me fake tanning for my potential date night with my new friend this week! 😉 He asked how come I never tan for him? I said “if your cum tasted as good as his I would tan for you too?” 😈

Doing the housework is a bit more fun with me! 😉 Hotwife update: trying to get the time to go on another date some time this week! Just waiting on my date to verify himself for OF so I can post me sucking him off in my driveway!

I bet you wish you could come shopping with me! 😉 I get up to a lot in these change rooms! Even squirting these milky titties all over the place! 😈

Hubby knows it’s going to be a fun night when I come home from a night out acting like this! Question is… will he be my first cock of the night? 🤭 😈

It’s Friday night!!!! And I’m staying in being a good mum! But what is everyone else up to? I could really use a nice rimjob right now! 😉 but instead here’s me training my asshole! Finally have a bit of gape!

At the start of this year I said I wanted to be your anal QUEEN! 😉 It’s only been a couple of months since I finally got my ass fucked and now look at me go! All this anal training has really helped! Taking hubby’s dick like a pro now!🤭 Oh and for all the people asking hubby to be more vocal! Here you go!

Nothing but lactation! Here is me messaging my engorged milky breasts and getting it all over myself! 😊 Would you clean me up? Or better yet would you suck me dry?😈

Can you tell how much I’d love to join the mile high club! 😉 Anyone here a member?

Anyone just have those busy weeks where you would just rather put everything down and get absolutely railed! 😈That’s me this week! I have just been so worked up since I sucked my first cock that didn’t belong to hubby in a long time! I totally know what all you guys that edge yourselves feel like right now! I am constantly on edge! Anyway! Hope everyone is having a good week! If not. Then here is my naked mombod for you! 😉

Apparently this is the in thing at the moment! But you can definitely tell how tight my little asshole is! 😈 So who here would eat it before fucking it good?

I need 3 things… 1. Someone behind me 2. A thicker cock 3. Another couple of loads Then this video would of been perfect! 😊

I have something good for you tonight! 😉 I have always wanted to join the mile high club! But it’s a tad hard these days! So instead I managed to get off in the plane bathroom! Oh and I squirted my milk too! Because why not! 😈 Would you fuck me on the plane? 💋

It’s been a busy week but over the weekend I’ll put together my first Hotwife video… well let’s get specific… the first video of me sucking a strangers cock! 😉 In the meantime watch me bounce on this cock and imagine it was you! ❤️😉

Some milk to get you through your last weekday! 😉 I need to find a play partner that loves my milk as much as I do!

Well that was a hell of a lot of fun! 😉 You can finally call me a proper Hotwife! I’ll have to tell you all about it! And check my camera because what type of Hotwife would I be if I didn’t capture it all! 😈

Guess who is on her third date right now….🙋🏼‍♀️ I wonder what we will do tonight? Suggestions?

Who loves my milky titties? 😉 I have a confession… I wish my husband paid more attention to them or even had a bit of a lactation fetish. Because I love squirting my milk and having him suckle on my breasts! 👿

I have been a naughty girl lately! 😜 What good is an ass that you can’t spank?😈

I honestly don’t know what’s the best part about this video… Is it me fitting four fingers in my pussy? Or is it how far my hubby can shoot his load? 😜

I don’t think anyone loves milk as much as I love squirting it! 😉

So was thinking today and also because everyone has been asking me about my dates… it’s been a long long time since my last date! Also since the last time I had a different cock!😃 I’m a little bit nervous. Has sex changed? Have I got boring? I have just become so accustomed to one cock and knowing exactly how to get him and myself off maybe he won’t like how I fuck😂 Or maybe I’m just over thinking it. But this Hotwife thing is going to be a blast! I can’t wait to share this journey with you all! And here are my tits because...

When you have been staying at your in laws and you need to get off! If the neighbours were home they got a good show! 😉 This is where me and hubby use to sneak off when we were younger… now I use it to get off 😈 I love being naughty!

So I have the most exciting news… It’s been a good couple of months since I started this journey! Thinking back now on how it began after posting on Reddit and then documenting my pregnancy journey. It’s been a ride! And now I thought I’d document my next stage in being the ultimate fun mum! My journey into becoming a hotwife! So it’s been a couple months since a became a mum of 3. And during my entire pregnancy people would ask have you been with anyone lately… and the answer was always the same- not while I’m pregnant. And we...

I have really missed getting naughty in public! Here was a recent adventure! One of my favourite parts was how risky I was getting while people were around! Got a few honks from the cars on the overpass as well! 😜😜 Always turn around when you see a milf in public… you never know when she might be getting her tits out! Public play is the best!

Lately my titties have been getting all the love… but I want to know would anyone here still want to have fun with my ass! 😜

Where would you rather cum? 😜

The best way to start your week! 😜 With a self inflicted orgasm 😂 and a bit of tit milking! P.S I’ll have to tell everyone about my date the other night!

So today I really really missed my pregnant body! And do you know why? Today I met a really really hot pregnant mum that gave me some really sexy vibes! 😈 And in honour of that I thought I’d do a pregnant content dump! All in one 😜

After a big day which may have included going on a date with someone other than hubby… it’s always good to have a good warm shower… with a little bit of masturbation and… a finger in my ass! 😉