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I've been so busy lately but here's a video of me making mashed potatoes, topless, while chatting about life (and Truly's new holiday seltzer flavors. not sponsored, that sh*t tastes like candles). I miss you all! I'm hoping to have time to stream around 5pm tomorrow, if not maybe the next day!

I will be going LIVE here on fansly again tomorrow (Tuesday the 21st) at 4pm PST! More Pokémon pearl (or maybe Animal Crossing? I haven’t decided yet 🤔)

Going to try to stream at least once this week! Probably either tomorrow or Tuesday evening 🖤 I’ll keep y’all posted!

I dug deep into my archives for this one (hence the missing tattoos), enjoy ;) thanks for helping me reach my tip goal during my last livestream!

Sorry for disappearing for a week! It was my first week at a new job and I got very distracted trying to be an actual human being lol. I'll be posting a free video for everyone (followers included) later today because we reached my tip goal during the last stream :)

See you all in a few hours for my first fansly livestream! Right here at 4pm PST!

Tomorrow at 4pm PST!

THIS FRIDAY at 4pm PST I will be going LIVE on Fansly for the first time!! I’ll be streaming Pokémon Pearl, and the stream will be open to everyone (followers & subscribers). I hope to see y’all there!!

It's late but its here! Part 5 (...i think...) of Resident Evil 8: The Wolf Den

Throwback! Reviewing Christmas Horror Movies

'Tis the season (to give me all ur monies)

Fuck it, Black Friday sale! Get a subscription to cockness monsters for $6.66, or Assquatch monsters for $13, from now until Sunday night!

Peeling off my pantyhose and rubbing my pedicured feet and toes with lotion before showing off and fingering my pussy just for you ;) Assquatch Hunters: Free! Cockness Monsters: $10 Followers: $20

Good morning ☀️

I present to you... a free old fuck machine video (st paddy's day 2021) for everyone subscribed because i've been so busy lately!

Still alive! Just drowning in job applications. Labor shortage my a** lol

(Hoping this uploads because my smaller vid clips today won’t 😭) This might just be the hottest video I’ve ever filmed (it was certainly the most pleasurable for me anyway 😉) I stayed in a hotel and forgot my vibrator, but soon realized that the hotel shower had juuuuuust the right amount of water pressure hehehe 💦 brought my dildo in for an all around good time! Assquatch Hunters: free! Cockness Monsters: $10 Followers: $20

Is anyone else having trouble with fansly today? I can upload photos but not videos :(

Idk why I’m awake so early today but good morning!

Good morning, have some pussy pics 🐱 happy Monday!

Resident Evil Village, part 4! Gross blobby fish man time

Good morning (ok it’s afternoon but I just woke up so technically it’s morning)!! Thank you all for being so patient with me this last week. If you’re waiting on a custom from me it will be filmed and sent out tomorrow!! Ily ❤️

Slowly coming back to life post-migraine (this one really gave the brain a good scramble lol). I’ll make sure to make it up to y’all this week :)

Just popping in to say sorry for the lack of posts over the last few days, I’ve had a bad migraine off and on for about a week now ❤️ I will see you all soon!

Using my fuck machine (and biggest dildo hehe) while in my Slenderman cosplay ;) Happy Spooky Season!! I'm so thankful for all of you that chose to join me here this month. The 3 minute video below is free to *all* subscription tiers!

Good morning my beautiful fansly friends ❤️

~Fucking my clear dildo in the shower~ (7 minutes 46 seconds) As soon as I saw the clear doors on this shower I *knew* I had to film this video! Watch from behind (multiple camera angles) as I fuck and grind on my clear dildo while its stuck to the glass shower :P Pricing: Assquatch Hunters: Free! Cockness Monsters: $11 Followers: $22

As promised, the first of two videos i filmed in this nice shower is uploading as i write this ;) Here's an extended preview (because i love yall), but i promise the full version is 10x hotter hehehe