Today's mission: tackle life with the enthusiasm of a puppy chasing its tail.
I am so fucking glad we all don't take things so seriously and we can ACTUALLY laugh!! LOL! π€£The dangers of Christmas decor are expanding to many
Fuck, you are all really a bunch of freaks!! I am NOT using Christmas ornaments for my next anal scene!! LOL!! It's NOT safe!! π
FUCK ME! I broke into a sweat trying to untangle the lights... These could make for a kink addition to ANY room! π
Spent an hour trying to untangle a single strand. Starting to believe these lights have a mind of their own. Would make things VERY interesting for some bondage! π₯΅
I am TOTALLY using Christmas lights for my next bondage scene! There would be no way of getting out of that! π
Wakey wakey, eggs, and bakey! Or, in my case, wakey wakey, cereal, and a struggle to find matching socks.
LOL! I just fucking LOVE how much we can all act like weirdos together! You guys are so fucking amazing!! π
LOL!!! I was talking about CUM! You freaks went the wrong way with that line!! I want to have a white STICKY Christmas!! π
I am dreaming of a WHITE Christmas... And not snow, if you know what I mean! π
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Have you ever wanted to be in a threesome with me and Emma?? If you said FUCK YES!! Quote
#THREESOMEFUCK in my DMs we will teach you how to fuck us!! π
GOOD MORNING! Christmas count down is in FULL swing! One week to go! π
Good morning!! I hope your day is as bright as my attempt to make pancakes without setting off the smoke alarm.
LOL! A friend came over, saw my gifts under the tree, and could CLEARLY see what they all were... Apparently, I have a problem with sex toys. WHO KNEW? LOL!!! π
What would you like under your Christmas tree this year? Tell me all your naughtiest Christmas wishes in my DMs! I love it when you freaks share your dirty stories!! π
GUYS! What are you all getting me for Christmas from here -
https://throne.me/u/iloveyou! CHRISTMAS is one of my FAVORITE times of year!! π
Some VERY questionable-looking gifts! I am spending Christmas alone so A LOT of these gifts are from me to me! LOL! How do you discretely wrap sex toys? Do any of you freaks know? π
LOL!!! I could build a snowman out of sea sand... Winter wonderland... Wondering where winter is here!! π€£
Wrapping Christmas gifts is always a fucking nightmare, JUST found wrapping paper in my bra! LOL! All the gifts sitting under the tree look VERY questionable! LOL
The ONLY thing that is missing is the cherries to go on my nipples! You can now call me sugar tits! Lol! Icing makes my tits look GREAT!!! π
Attempted to build a gingerbread mansion, but it's more like a sugar-coated crime scene. Icing on the house, icing on me β festive frosting frenzy achieved! LOL!!
Thought making a gingerbread house would be a piece of cake. Turns out, it's more like a piece of chaos. Icing everywhere! I guess it's time to get naked AGAIN! Lol way easier to lick icing off skin!! π
Woke up like this... LOL just with hair a little messier!! π Good morning!!
Decided to go au naturel because let's face it, nothing says 'happy holidays' like embracing your inner Christmas nudist. Sweaters are so last year, anyway! π
When the WEIRD Christmas sweater party invitation arrives, and you're faced with the choice: be fashion-forward or fashion-backward? Fuck, this is a yearly struggle! LOL!!!
When your Christmas sweater is so 'funny looking' that it becomes a work of artβ WEIRD sweater parties, here I come! OR I could just throw away the sweater be naked and stay TF at home!! π
Morning! If you see someone without a smile today, give them yours. And if that doesn't work, offer them coffee.
OMFG guys!! I ordered from the wrong place!! LOL! I ordered real sex toys... You would think I would KNOW what the fuck I am doing by now!!
My Christmas tree was looking so fucking dull, I am spending Christmas ALONE this year so I wanna find some sex toy Christmas ornaments! A butt plug and a dildo would look fucking GREAT on my tree!!! π
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If you wanna see the BIGGEST toy I have ever taken send me this phrase
#THEBIGGESTTOY in my DMs!!
