I tried so fucking hard to look as if I was looking at something else and picked up a douche⦠I am so fucking awkward sometimes!
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I was minding my own business at the store looking at the lube, I had no idea they sold it at my local store, and then my landlord walked right past me! LOL!
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Good morning! Time to shake off those cobwebs and unleash your inner goofball. The world is our stage, so let's put on a show!
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SERIOUS QUESTION: Where is pound town actually? Could I just go there? Lol, DM me if you know the answer π
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POUND TOWN! POUND TIME! Sounds like a fucking fun time if you ask me⦠But there is something I need to know.
There's no way around it! HARD pounding is the only way, a soft pounding just doesn't have the same sound and can you actually do soft pounding. I don't think there is a point! π
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There is something about the word POUNDING that just gives me an instant warm feeling! π
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Have you ever wanted to see how hard a fuck machine makes me squirt? There is only one answer and it is YES! Go to my DMs quote #FUCKMACHINESQUIRT to have this vide forever!
Today's a fucking great day already! Good morning.
The bubbles have fucking taken over now, there is no more bathroom, it's just a flood of bubbles and steam! At least one thing is for sure, I am very fucking clean right now. I guess it's time to get dirty again. π
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Also, a hot room, where all the mirrors are fogged up, and the only scent is the smell of desire and clean dishes! LOL!
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Bubbles are sexy, right? Especially if it is the only thing you have on. A bikini of bubbles that could fall off at any moment!
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Nothing like a hot bubble bath to set the mood⦠until you accidentally use dish soap and turn into a human bubble machine. Yep, that's me! LOL! Smelling super clean⦠Maybe if I light a candle, the smells will set the tone better.
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What interesting things are we going to do this week? π
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LOL! Spent the entire day giggling, feeling like a horny goofball with all of you fuckers! Thank you ALL for always making my days so fucking incredible!
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Someone has got to help me squirt to test this out, which one of you freaks can handle this challenge before the end of the day?
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LOL! You fuckers are funny, I have never tried to use squirt to clean anything. I am usually cleaning up squirt messes! π
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How do you freaks get coffee stains out of a sheet? LOL, DM me! Sheets were crisp and white and nowβ¦ Well π«
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Plan to stay in bed all day failed, lol. Spilled coffee all over the bed, it's soaking wet... Like something else should be right now.
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Lying in bed and thinking of staying here all day and having some fun π
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I need to be more clear with my words, nude is a color, naked is a state of body! π
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The pic was in a nude outfit, not naked, LOL! The only people I want to see me naked are right here! How about all you fuckers put your rebill ON, tip this post and DM me #fuckyeah for a surprise outfit.
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Getting some VERY interesting looks from my neighbors. LOL, I am sure they have heard me doing spicier things than what they saw.
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OMG! I accidentally sent a nude pic to a group chat! LOL, I haven't been banned yet, but I wonder how this will go down. π
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RISE and shine, today is going to be fucking magical!
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YES! To the person who said HBO & Freak Show, I fucking love this! THIS IS WHAT IT SHOULD BE ABOUT! π
Ok fuckers, what do we change it to then! LOL, no more Netflix and chillβ¦ Porn and drilling? Porn and a hardcore sweat session? What do you all think? DM me your thoughts! π
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A fucking GREAT sexual experience is the complete opposite of chill! Heart racing, sweating, if you are doing it right. Short of breath, my body gets totally out of control sometimes. π₯΅
Why isn't it TV on and bang? Are we REALLY watching Netflix, the only thing I like for the TV during chill time is PORN!
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I need to understand more about Netflix and chill⦠It seems way too chill for me! LOL
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